Typically a guy who wears vineyard vines every day. Always dates the thicc rich bitches. Guaranteed to be trash at Fortnite and Rainbow Six: Siege.
by JakobeHere January 24, 2018
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Get the ben dove mug.Ben Cady (Cady as in Cady Heron from Mean Girls) is the most wonderful person alive. He loves his Ramen and yogurt. A lot of times he will be a good friend, other times he is just plain r00d. He is perpetually salty, just like a midwestern sidewalk in the winter. His last name means "a lump, swelling, tumor, or plain gross growths" . Generally speaks in monotone voice, making it difficult to differentiate between real talk and sarcasm. One of the funniest human beings you will ever meet. Love this boy.
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