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Octavia Loreno Spencer <Cthulhu> Needs To Be Cthulhu {Therapistu}For Leviathan <Salma Hayek> Before 04/05/2025
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whenever you needham

Da "24/7 availability" status dat Director Hal promised anyone with a road-rebel-themed movie to produce.
Da likes of Burt Reynolds and Dean Martin always knew dat they'd never hafta thumb-twiddlingly wait around for their "Action!" shouter, as his policy was to "always be ready whenever you needham".
by QuacksO April 24, 2025
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Thread the needle

When a lad (or preferred sex) is on the shitter whilst their best friend is pissing between their legs.
Wyatt: Jack I really have to shit
Jack: I really have to piss. Wanna thread the needle
by Captain mole butt July 23, 2025
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Tutant Meenage Needle Teedles

A group of 4 idiots, dumbasses, and all around morons who spend their time doing fuckshit. They will get you in way to much trouble with your parents and their siblings. Also do waaaay too many drugs and drink like fish. Typically spend time doing nothing, sitting around in ones basement, and/or eating their grandmother's delicious food. They will, on average, spend 7 days straight by going to bed after 5am and sleeping till 3, just to do the same thing again. Often times will get in arguments about pattern recognition, such as the subsequent shape coming after "square, circle, square...". Cite also 1 OPM falling out of the fridge. Inventors of the game "Flash" - details unspecified.

However, they are the best people to have in your corner, ever. They will never turn their backs on you, no matter how far apart they seem. They will have your back no matter the circumstance or no matter the obstacles. Most definitely, four of the tightest, closest, and fun groups of people ever.
person 1: what are those 4 homoculous ingrates doing over there?
person 2: oh them? that's just the Tutant Meenage Needle Teedles.

person 1: they have got to be retarded.
person 2: yeah they are, 100%.
by notmyfaulty May 6, 2025
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thread the needle

when you’re SO is out running errands for you and you quickly jet out to meet up with your side piece and bang one out quickly, then race home to get back just before your SO does.
My hubby was headed back home from work, but he hit traffic, so i ran over to my side-dick to thread the needle. had him hit it from the back real quick and cum in my mouth so i could kiss my hubby on the lips when he got home made it home just in time to make him think i was cooking dinner the whole time.

what an idiot, i’m so glad i humiliate him all the time.
by WannabePilatesPrincess July 7, 2025
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