Nathan - a weird fellow who seems fun but really isn’t and is a big mood kill who gets 0 pussy and is going to be an example of the 40 year old virgin
by The truth bomb November 2, 2021
Get the Nathanmug. by Slinky February 25, 2019
Get the Nathanmug. Nathan's are loyal,caring,hardworking,and they are very chill.
They’re also a pussy pounder with a cock hung like a dragon.you can always depend on a Nathan whenever.they will always be there for you. Very attractive.they can be serious at the right times and you can always come to a Nathan in times of help and guidance.And whoever is on this guys mind is very special because Nathan's dont open up they're hearts to no one.they usually are interested in girls that they have known for a long time.If you ever get a Nathan......keep him close and enjoy him but just don't hurt them because they can come at you a million different ways that you dont wanna think about. Also HUGE cock the size of California and eats pussy like shrimp fried rice.
They’re also a pussy pounder with a cock hung like a dragon.you can always depend on a Nathan whenever.they will always be there for you. Very attractive.they can be serious at the right times and you can always come to a Nathan in times of help and guidance.And whoever is on this guys mind is very special because Nathan's dont open up they're hearts to no one.they usually are interested in girls that they have known for a long time.If you ever get a Nathan......keep him close and enjoy him but just don't hurt them because they can come at you a million different ways that you dont wanna think about. Also HUGE cock the size of California and eats pussy like shrimp fried rice.
by supremelysupreme November 22, 2021
Get the Nathanmug. Nathan
Occupation: Tomato Queen
Nathans must be stopped, they are the root of all evil, cabbage and cookies must win against the tomato queens known as nathans.
Literally anything is better than a nathan, nathans can be anything bad, such as the local racist, that one serial killer on the news, if they are evil or bad, its because of nathan. That piece of shit.
Occupation: Tomato Queen
Nathans must be stopped, they are the root of all evil, cabbage and cookies must win against the tomato queens known as nathans.
Literally anything is better than a nathan, nathans can be anything bad, such as the local racist, that one serial killer on the news, if they are evil or bad, its because of nathan. That piece of shit.
Person 1: Dang I can't believe that dude kidnapped a child
Person 2: Wow, I can't believe nathan did that
Person 1: Nathans worse than a karen
Person 2: Agreed
Both: Fuck nathans am I right
Person 2: Wow, I can't believe nathan did that
Person 1: Nathans worse than a karen
Person 2: Agreed
Both: Fuck nathans am I right
by amongusman December 21, 2021
Get the nathanmug. Triangles. Who is Nathan? Mmmmmmm....
Short king slayyyy. Loves triangles wayyyyyyy too much, average. Lovely in bed, busts when he sees a 3D triangle, we all love Nathan
Short king slayyyy. Loves triangles wayyyyyyy too much, average. Lovely in bed, busts when he sees a 3D triangle, we all love Nathan
I love nathan
by Beheamoth January 15, 2024
Get the Nathanmug. Weird pizza headed, monkey looking, gay homo. Hes really dumb and has half brain becasue it has to be compressed into a pizza shape. Luve you gay boi
by youknow who i am February 14, 2024
Get the Nathanmug. He thinks his god, he thinks his amazing, he works at B&M and everything's done in 5 minutes. His short, his a idiot and most of all his a loser!
by The secret grafter November 8, 2020
Get the Five minute nathanmug.