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Max

A manwhore who will sleep with just about any gender despite being a virgin and having a girlfriend. Personality is insufferable and is overall a pain in the ass in more ways than one. Everyone including yourself loves them and wants to be/is his friend.
God, Max is such a bitch. Can't wait to hang out with him later.

Stay away from Max, he slept with four people last night. Wish he would notice me...
by Mothica January 29, 2022
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max

max is a very ugly human being, he has the tinyest penis of all time. max thinks he is the funniest person out of his friends.
is that max?
i hate max
max thinks he is the best
by maxhater190 December 10, 2021
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Max

The sexy man if u find you must date because he could shred you if he fucks you little pussy
Hey have you seen max he destroyed jasmine in the bed it was sooooo hot.
by Sexymax4335 November 24, 2021
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Annita max wynn

Drakes new meme
by me is me lol January 26, 2024
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Perform a Max

The act of sucking on another mans toe, strictly because you crave acceptance
I swear to god I’ll perform a Max just to feel loved
by ToeMax December 14, 2020
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Max

a fucking loser with no friends and no father figure and a border jumper. No game and a failed abortion.
"oh here comes max he probably has herpies"
by kikidibs September 16, 2022
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Max vigil

A guy who will actively try to ruin you and everyone you loves lives just cause he wants to. A true miserable piece of shit
Wow max vigil really tried to reck everything
by Louford October 23, 2020
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