MAX

Max is a Greek name meaning "Large Penis". He is definitely the most unique and incredible person in this world. He has the biggest heart and no one can deny his extraordinary and hilarious personality. He has a way with making people feel so special. Granted, he makes a lot of mistakes, mistakes that could be completely avoided, but he handles them with such grace and learns from them quickly. His strength shines through everyday and its extremely hard to block him out of your life once he's in it. Max is just Max. You have to love him, or hate him.

Wow, I wish I was more like Max, he's very amazing!

by Mariana23 August 6, 2019

Max

A 14 year oldkid who is very high because he does way too much biking, running, and swimming. His goal is to do a fucking half Ironman next summer what an idiot

Did you hear that max just biked another 100 miles. What a fucking showoff

by Stardad69 September 6, 2019

Max

Max is a very good kisser who always likes the girl who make him laugh.

Max: hey babe

Babe:kiss me when I get to yours kiss me hard

Max. Ok babe

by Macyman September 7, 2019

Max Chalmers

He's a fucking asshole who just has fucking dicks up his ass

Kid1:oh look its Max Chalmers
Kid2:Shit he's a faggot

by Lickylemons May 30, 2018

Max

A complete asshole with such ignorance to other people which makes them have no actual friends. They act like a bitch a majority of the time. Also they suck at everything yet think they are the best

Man look at him over there I bet he’s a max

by Suckthatduckgetreadytof May 31, 2018

Max Clakton

Bit of a rip.

Oh look it`s Max Clakton, bit of a rip

by Tomoffy June 2, 2018

Max

Guy that falls asleep because of too much alcohol.

Man with a relatively large afro: ‘yo where is Max?’
Boy with sick fat beard: ‘He’s sleeping because he drank too much. What a lightweight!’

The man and boy laugh too loud while slapping their thighs.

by The Great Harry Testes May 9, 2018