max-ditz

To assume the most simple, brainless, ditzy attitude and manner possible in order to gain a real OR psychological advantage in some social, commercial or legal interaction.

Lovely lawyer Llyshelle needed to get the vexatious, soon-to-be-ex wife to open up how she married JUST for his vast wealth, so she went max-ditz with a high blonde wig, trampy clothing and makeup to lull the wife into thinking she was a loser of a lawyer. Llyshelle had her screaming her life-sucking wedding plans within 5 minutes.

max-ditz by You rReal Name March 26, 2020

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Max Lindley

The bane of Gisela's existence. A plague to this very earth.

hey do you know Max Lindley?

oh yeah, i hate that guy.

Max Lindley by Xxpeepeepoopoo69xX April 14, 2020

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Max-ViD20

When you speak and don't think about what you are saying so you come off as a liar or mentally disabled.

Damn, I just played a game of League of Legends and everybody talking sounded like they had the Max-ViD20 virus.

Max-ViD20 by aksnfpaghja[povjnapsg May 5, 2020

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Max Steelspike

The Steel type Dynamax Move. Metallic spikes burst upward from the ground and hit the target, raising the user’s defense and their allies’ defense as well.

Alcremie took a lot of damage from Max Steelspike.

Max Steelspike by Jett, the Lightning Commander May 22, 2020