Matthew

Matthew is the love of my life. He’s the most popular guy in my year group. Smirks a lot, loves to annoy you, and is easy to become friends with. Say hi to the Matthew in your life for me 😁

“Oh look that looks like your next crush”
“I wonder what his name is”
“Probably Matthew. Look, he’s grinning at you”

by Recruit.2 November 17, 2021

Matthew Vanorden

Beautiful inside and out. Has ur back to the fullest until you fuck up the relationship and then ur screwed.. He's kind, caring, the way he is in bed is undescribable because of the amount of orgasms he makes sure u have. A kinky loving mother fucker. Also a wonderful father and friend.

I screwed matthew Vanorden last night and I woke up to sore to walk..

by Definitely an understatement September 29, 2021

Matthew Colpus

A literal God

"Did you beat the final level?"
"Of course, I'm a Matthew Colpus"

by GooseWrangler May 5, 2018

Matthew, a friends opinion

usually Matthews are tall and cringe. his best friend is probably his female cousin. he gives all his money friends though and writes essays to people on their birthdays. when you meet a Matthew you will be unsure whether he is gay or not.

omg look. its matthew lets look up Matthew, a friends opinion on the urban dictionary

by Vladimir Gluten September 1, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is a fucking cunt. He does not like to be associated with women. He isn't funny and he likes to lie to be the better sounding guy.

Matthew can suck a weiner

by skibidicumshot69 February 19, 2025

Dylan Matthews

BIG BOI SEXY HOT BOI LIKES MEN BUTTT!!! ALSO WOMEN

DYLAN MATTHEWS IS HOT

by wayatonne October 18, 2022

Matthew

A very sexy black man, so sassy and doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut

Wow have you seen Matthew he's so sexy

by J4zzyB4exoxo December 15, 2024