1) Mental
Abuse
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Humans
2) The Shit schools teach us so they can fill our heads with shit we'll never us.
Abuse
To
Humans
2) The Shit schools teach us so they can fill our heads with shit we'll never us.
Person 1: Shit I got Math. Man, I'm fucked.
Person 2: Sucks to be you! Hope to see you still have your sanity when you get out!
Person 2: Sucks to be you! Hope to see you still have your sanity when you get out!
by TheCrazyMadHatter February 7, 2017
Get the Mathmug. Sparx maths is an education website made by the devil himself, Dr. Mark Dixon
It uses subliminal messages to play maths propaganda into your brain
The "bookwork checks" are used to make you want to end it all
It uses subliminal messages to play maths propaganda into your brain
The "bookwork checks" are used to make you want to end it all
by ONESIE_EXISTS October 28, 2023
Get the Sparx mathsmug. The Math Discoverer's Cocktail is a Cocktail that turns you from what is numbers to Holy Crap, I'm going beyond Algebra. It's some Kratom that you taste and it's bitter. Then you take a spoonful of Kratom and mix in warm water and drink. Then, get ready to puke.
Then Math fills your head. Numbers, Equations like 2+3=5 and 3×3=9.
The next day, you try 1g to 6g of Kratom mixed in warm water. No puking unless the dose is too high. More math fills your head. 12×10=120 and 12×11=132. 17+35=52.
The third day, Modafinil 200mg. Algebra and PEMDAS fills your mind. Geometry too.
Day 4, Armodafinil 150mg. More Geometry. Some Trigonometry.
Day 5, Adipex 75mg. Some Pre-calculus fills your head. You begin to calculate percent yield and Mole. The formula for Density or D=M/V goes in your head. Graphs and Parabolas and Lines.
Day 6, Extract Benzedrex with 10ml Distilled White Vinegar and clean the Lavender Oil and Menthol with 15ml Corn Oil. Propylhexedrine Acetate solution (You can't make crystals from Acetate, only HCl). You discard the Oil layer with Lavender Oil and Menthol. You drink 1 Benzedrex. More math and science fills your head.
Then Math fills your head. Numbers, Equations like 2+3=5 and 3×3=9.
The next day, you try 1g to 6g of Kratom mixed in warm water. No puking unless the dose is too high. More math fills your head. 12×10=120 and 12×11=132. 17+35=52.
The third day, Modafinil 200mg. Algebra and PEMDAS fills your mind. Geometry too.
Day 4, Armodafinil 150mg. More Geometry. Some Trigonometry.
Day 5, Adipex 75mg. Some Pre-calculus fills your head. You begin to calculate percent yield and Mole. The formula for Density or D=M/V goes in your head. Graphs and Parabolas and Lines.
Day 6, Extract Benzedrex with 10ml Distilled White Vinegar and clean the Lavender Oil and Menthol with 15ml Corn Oil. Propylhexedrine Acetate solution (You can't make crystals from Acetate, only HCl). You discard the Oil layer with Lavender Oil and Menthol. You drink 1 Benzedrex. More math and science fills your head.
Day 7, Extract each Benzedrex with 0.2ml Muriatic Acid (30% HCl Acid) in 5.0ml of warm water. Then wash the cotton with 25ml Warm Water each. Then get Charcoal Lighter Fluid and add 15ml of it to the Beaker. Add to a 20oz Soda bottle and shake. Then, use a Ziplock Bag with a small hole cut out and a paperclip. Drain and collect Propylhexedrine HCl and Discard the Charcoal Lighter Fluid layer with Lavender Oil and Menthol. Cook on a Bovado Borosilicate Glass Cooking Dish and tilt to see if a viscous transparent liquid is left. Put it in the freezer for 20 to 30 minutes to initialize crystallization. Then put it next to a small fan or heaterfor 3 to 4 hours for finishing crystallization. Dose range 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl to 432mg Propylhexedrine HCl. More math fills your head. You start cleaning the house.
Day 8. You have a lab and replaced Charcoal Lighter Fluid with Car Starter Fluid (Heptane and Diethyl Ether) or some Hexane. Higher quality Propylhexedrine HCl.
Tony: I used the Math Discoverer's Cocktail and now I'm Super Smart.
Day 8. You have a lab and replaced Charcoal Lighter Fluid with Car Starter Fluid (Heptane and Diethyl Ether) or some Hexane. Higher quality Propylhexedrine HCl.
Tony: I used the Math Discoverer's Cocktail and now I'm Super Smart.
by AlienTakeover June 26, 2025
Get the The Math Discoverer's Cocktailmug. Schools and teachers way of torture on kids. The kids hate it cause they know that they are just about to get tortured. Math is known as the torture method with the least amount of death per year, but it is still super dangerous.
Guy right before math: ahhh freak off, its math now!
Teacher: hi everyone welcome to another math lesson!
Class: *silence*
Teacher: hi everyone welcome to another math lesson!
Class: *silence*
by Filidili November 30, 2018
Get the Mathmug. The process of making the Singapore math curriculum, or part of it, accessible to all dummies and idiots, especially among those who have an irrational fear of the bar model method, which is the soul and heart of Singapore’s elementary school mathematics.
Mathepreneurs leverage on the moronification of Singapore math to help raise the quantitative literacy of millions of math-anxious or mathophobic students and their parents worldwide, who have since become better and more confident problem solvers.
by Numerati April 8, 2025
Get the The Moronification of Singapore Mathmug. Something that makes you want to shoot yourself in the balls 17 times and gives clinical depression. This site was created by Hitler and the devil brainstorming worse ways for torture and suffering all I have received from this site is a death wish and pain. Fuck sparx.
by Oy Vey 947 December 4, 2023
Get the Sparx mathsmug. When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.
Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018
Get the Text Mathmug.