clown job

A clown job is when a man with facial hair on the chin gives oral to another man while his facial hair tickles the testicles of the man receiving, thus making him laugh like a clown would. (also referred to as: tickle me Gaymo)

That gay bitch made me laugh my ass off while he gave me a clown job.

by Jamey Drew May 21, 2008

Rim Job

the action of licking ((usually in a circular motion)) of the anus.

When Hannah dearest gave Hobis a rim job, she did not expect to be met with the pugent smell of feces.

by BoringJane January 17, 2004

Boob Job

A woman that has no trouble finding employment - due to the size of her large breasts

Man 1 "How did Karen get a job there? - She's not even qualified!"

Man 2 "It was a Boob Job"

Man 1 "Ahhhh, I see"

by Booby Choodoo July 3, 2008

Steve Job

This is when you are getting a handjob from a woman, and right when you're about to blow your load, you shove an apple in her vagina and put on a pair of glasses and yell "I'm slowly dying of insulinoma!" and then you blow your load on her and take a picture of her vagina with your iOS device. Then you call all of your friends on facetime and describe to them how "revolutionary" it is to get a Steve Job.

"Man, I'm still tuckered out from that Steve Job Jessica gave me last night! She sure can pack it in!"

by Trevdagger's Ticklemonster November 19, 2013

Doe Job

Getting a blowjob while hunting for deer.

Dylan got a Doe Job from his girlfriend the last weekend of deer hunting season.

by stewartc25 November 3, 2014

job unfair

Going to a job fair but coming home with no results.

I see an advertisement for a local job unfair.

by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011

Pause Job

When you pause the TV or a movie and it stops on someone's face or body to look really funny.

Dude, you gotta see this, I just gave the best pause job to Sarah Palin's face!

by bryttwazhere October 13, 2009