Jerk curtain

Anything used to obscure the front-facing camera on a computer. Often a piece of tape,; a jerk curtain could be anything temporarily or permanently affixed to a computer and or front-facing camera that obscures visibility.

Did you see how many jerk curtains were up in that picture of the Apple offices?

Johnnie Carter uses a bandaid as a jerk curtain

by ChadAlan_fleecy_sack January 27, 2024

jerk smack

(verb) The process of ejaculation on ones face, and then proceeding to enthusiastically attack said face with palm of hand.

(verb). Smacking yo bitch after yu bust that nut on his/her face.

Bro, Becky is into some freaky shit. Last night she asked me to jerk smack her for the first time. Not gonna lie, I was into it.

by ulmus May 16, 2018

Jerk

The nickname of a dude who dips across the country and doesnt come back

Yea I heard he/she pulled a jerk I still havent heard from he/she

by FelipeThePig November 10, 2022

jerk off ratio

the ratio of bookmarks to likes on a twitter post

“77 bookmarks 12 likes, dam. thats a high jerk off ratio for a simple blowjob video”

by WaterFlowingUnderground December 24, 2023

Jerk a quicky

When you’re really short on time but you also need to jerk it

“If I hurry I can grab a bite to eat, start my laundry, and I can probably jerk a quicky, too!”

by Beta__male69 January 26, 2020

dual release squatted jerk

When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING

damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk

by GatorYourAde January 30, 2023

Recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag

John Alan used this term to refer to Kanye West after he tweeted that women being called bitches in rap is a term of endearment.

MIke: Did you hear Kanye's new album?
Dave: Ya, that recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag is misogynistic.

by I-am-not-the-same September 15, 2016