Jaxon

White dude
Got nice ass hair and is funny
Fucks all yo bitches
Mr. steal yo bitch
nice asf in basketball.
Big dick always

Guy 1: bro I hate that Jaxon dude, he takes all my bitches and whoops me in basketball
Guy 2: yea and his nice ass hair
Girl 1: yea and his nice dick

by Big dick lenny August 14, 2017

Jayson

Jayson is the type of guy that will hit a home run off of any pitcher and baseball and please his girl after his shower. Jayson is really dedicated to his love life and sports, he has a giant penis and will try new things in bed at any time she wants to. Jayson will destroy your pussy if asked, but very protective of family, friends and especially his girlfriend. He will take on any fight or challenge even if he is destined to lose. Jayson isn't a bitch or an asshole, he is kind, funny and will make you drop your boyfriend in a heartbeat. Jayson is very loyal and very freaky....Be like Jayson don't be like you. You won't regret it....Trust me.

"Jayson ate my ass last night!"
"Did you do anal?"
'YES!"
"I want a Jayson"

by PoopyHead11 December 13, 2018

Jasons

People who do not own a car, are about 13 years old and like to flame people who put work into their cars, calling them ricers, even if they look clean. These people also like to avoid posting pictures of "their cars" by quoting words from A ndrew the great e.g. Lolque Ricer, in the biggest and boldest text available on a certain forum.

Dude with an awesome car: Yea, I just bought me a new supra
Jasons: RICERRRRRRRRRr
Dude with an awesome car: How can it be a ricer if it's exterior is stock? Post some pictures of your ride!
Jasons: LOLQUE RICER?

by A ndrew de Great September 14, 2009

Jaxon

A cool chicky who is everything a guy could ever wish for and then some. Also someone who is a great friend and always there in a time of need.

"Wow, I can't believe you broke up with the Jaxon, she was the best thing ever"

Or "You're always there for me, you such a Jaxon"

by Jackie December 30, 2003

Jasons

A group of black people.

Look at all THESE JASONS!!!! THEY'RE INFECTING THE CITY!!!!

by xmikeydeex October 29, 2009

Jasen

Cute sweet a guy every girl wants. The cutest boy in school.

Jasen Is so sweet snd cute and I love him

by Sk119 March 15, 2017

Jaxson

He is a very protective friend and if anyone tries to mess with you he will hurt you. He is the most loving person you will ever find. He will always be there for you and will always be worried when you are upset. He can be very dramatic sometimes and get into petty fights but with fix them quickly. He can be a dumb ass sometimes but he is caring and kinds and humorous when you get to know him. He can be a fat-ass sometimes but he is healthy by eating his salads. He is a short guy but is cute and chubby. He loves things that most people would think is gross. He will love you for all your flaws. And if you were to ever die he would probably say "Ill never forget you." or "Can I come with you?" If you ever find a Jaxson, KEEP HIM FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT AND FEELINGS AND BECAUSE HE WILL BE WITH YOU FOREVER. YOU WILL NEVER REGRET HAVING THEM AS A FRIEND.

Random Person.~."Who's that, he looks so, I don't know?"
Me.~."That's Jaxson, hes a very happy lad, gross, but happy."

by 40ozfist October 5, 2019