Jordan

Jordan, is the luckiest guy in the world to have his amazing girlfriend but is also a mad shagger and is da best at sex

"ey see that guy, I hear he's a Jordan"
"OHH HE MUST BE GREAT IN BED I'LL GO TALK TO HIM"

by Jordan1601 May 9, 2021

Jordan

A very smart, intelligent person. Is also good at racing. And has millions of friends.

Omg he’s such a JORDAN

by BROTHER JIT May 29, 2022

Jordan Makenzie Yocum

Jordan Makenzie Yocum. The definition of everything you'velse been looking for, yet you just didn't know it. Her imperfections piece together to create the most close to perfect human being. She's an absolute dork, super weird, she's hilarious(shmashmehsmheh), she's could make you smile in your darkest days. She's absolutely stunning, I mean drop dead gorgeous, the first day you'll see her, you won't want it to be your last, she's anot absolute gem. She's absolutely amazing, she's absolutely amazing, she isn't anyone else but herself. I love her.

Dude#1: so dude, I met this girl right, she's a beaut, she's everythingoing you could imagine, but one katrillion times more.

Dude#2: Dipshit, how do you not know this. She's obviously a Jordan Makenzie Yocum

by Little mouse September 5, 2016

Jordan Soffer

A cool 8th grader at Welsh Valley Middle School that lives directly outside of Philadelphia in Bryn Mawr, PA who enjoys acting, going to the movies at the cinema, and long walks in the neighborhood with his friends.

1st Image that shows up on Google Images when search "Jordan Soffer"

by JDog1029 May 6, 2013

Jordan Elbridge

Jordan Elbridge is a town in New York where all the ugly ass, druggy crackheads, bumfucks, mullet wearing twerps, slutty ass whores, racist ass bitches, social rejects live.

Jordan Elbridges School is even worse, you got the slutty girls, the slutty guys, and then the rest are just fucked up in the head, The kids there will treat you like shit and make you feel like absolute fucking nothing. DONT move out to Elbridge or Jordan New York. You will regret it.

Jordan Elbridge is trash.

by ghost4444 October 16, 2022

Jordan

A boy that i'll never lose feelings for. He makes you laugh every single time you get sad, he is an amazing person to be with. whenever you are feeling sad, he'll be by your side to help you get through your problems. He'll text you small paragraphs of comfort and say "ily" at the end. His laugh is so adorable, and he's SO CUTE I can't live anymore. This is the person i'm living for, the person that saved me and the reason for my happiness.

You: Who's that?

Me: His name is Jordan, he's an angel. my euphoria.

by linofaiiry February 15, 2021

Jordan

Apelative for black people, mostly used by white people. Jordan is the slang term for the N-word.This trend originated from Tik Tok, now spreading around more social media platforms.

"Timmy-Hey homie, I just bought 7,5 jordans;

John-That's so nice, low or mids?;

Timmy-Who said we are talking about sneakers?"

by XxPusSlayer420xX April 4, 2021