jam funez

the most handsomest person alive. jams the name of a boy who’s respectful, loving, and honest. friendly as well, VERY FRIENDLY. but it’s okay because he loves his amazing girlfriend and would never trade her i for the world. he also has 3 adorable dogs and 2 beautiful sisters and 1 handsome little brother on its away. jam is the best person on earth.

I want to be Jam Funez so bad

by kdotonnaset November 20, 2023

Baller jam

An organization of street ballers and cheer leaders that play for money.

Iam apart of the baller jam champion ship.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq April 8, 2018

Clam Jam

The opposite of a sausage party, when there is a large ratio of women:men in a group.

"I need to leave this place, it's a total clam jam"

by ryguyedmonton April 24, 2016

Professional Toe-Jam Taster

A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.

I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.

by D Philosophiser March 14, 2023

Jelly Jam Jimmies

Having period cramps after eating spicy food, when you're about to use the bathroom the small period blood clots are extremally uncomfortable, more than usual, because of the added spice, it turns your usually bleeding vagina into Mt. Krakatoa.

Did you hear about Lauren? She ate Spicy Ramen on her period, now she's got the jelly jam jimmies for the rest of the day!

by sena juan June 6, 2022

Clam jam

When you assemble your fingers into an arrow shape or cranes beak and smash your girlfriend in the squish-mitten simultaneously screaming "CLAM JAM!!!!!"

Girl freind- " is it in yet?"
You-"clam jam bitch!"

by Fedex1220 August 2, 2016

Traffic Jam

An awesome-ass original song made by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It's about a guy and he's stuck in the middle of a traffic jam. Yeah, who would've guessed. Listen to it, it's really good.

Person 1: Aw, man, I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam...
Person 2: I haven't moved one inch from this here spot...
Person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
Person 2: Traffic Jam, the freeway's one big parking lot
Person 1: Oh, shit, that fucking awesome-ass song by "Weird Al" Yankovic???
Person 2: Traffic Jam, my radiator's boiling hot...
Person 1: And now I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam.

by weird al yankovic fan number f January 13, 2025