the mad cap

A piss poor excuse for a human. A waste of human flesh who thinks there gods gift to the world.

The asshole the mad cap hates Juggalos because he's not one and can never be one because he has his dick shoved up his ass.

by Me and only me. October 9, 2017

Cap daddy

Is a father of all lies

You know who caps all the time? Her boyfriend John! that mother is a Cap Daddy for sure. The Father of lies him self.

by CeeBlind March 5, 2025

Cap

Cap means lying or you say to someone “oh you capin” it means you’re lying
No cap means I’m being truthful or honestly

You capin

by Idgafbutaight December 5, 2020

White Wool Cap

The residual left at the tip of the penis after a male ejaculates into a napkin or a few squares of toilet paper, most likely after masturbating.

After going on a 3 day long, masturbatory binge, and ejaculating into every napkin he could find, Jim had a big enough White Wool Cap to fully clothe a tiny, Chinese village.

by Ze Ewok November 22, 2011

Cap

To falsify or be misleading on a topic or subject
-Brock Weidman

Tom: “Dude that Alligator was 10,000 pounds”
Brock: “That’s not true, that’s cap!”

by capcreator February 11, 2020

Cap

The word uttered when someone lies.

“I could go 5 minutes with prime Muhammad Ali.” - Pvt. Turlington
“That’s cap!” - Sgt. Blome

by Sergeant Tank February 18, 2024

dipped in cap

The new way to say cap

“Hey bro, I just got a ps5”
“Nah,bro that’s dipped in cap”

by Wavvvydavvvy September 4, 2021