irish suncream

a pub

Paddy; I'm starting to burn a bit under is blazing November sun. Best we protect ourselves with some Irish Suncream.

Goes to nearby pub

by who!!! November 3, 2017

Irish wank

Placing one's penis inside a cooked and hollowed out potato. The potato is Ireland's biggest crop, and due to a shortage of eligible women in rural locations, men have taken to placing their erect penises inside potatoes in order to release the inevitable sexual frustration arising from such a situation.

Seamus hasn't had a girlfriend in 20 years. Now he spends most evenings engaging in an Irish wank.

by IrishGypsyDan April 21, 2018

Irish Salute

The act of your elbow slipping off the bar with a drink in your hand and not spilling a drop

After his drink he gave a Irish salute

by gigganigga December 25, 2017

Irish muffin

Male McMuffin.

Joe Fyglnopelmnaxyoz provided me with the best Irish Muffin I’ve ever had in my life; and I keep coming back for more.

by Joe Mclmnoyz January 14, 2018

Irish Train

When you have two cucumbers and you por one in his mouth and another in his anus.

I made him an irish train

by BeastieDog November 23, 2017

irish nut

When you are having oral sex being performed from a woman, then out of nowhere you squeeze green food coloring Down here throat and tell her something shocking that she gags while you say luck of the Irish.

Man Melvin is such a bitch, always giving me Irish nuts all the time, we can’t even have a normal conversation anymore.

by Snubbish December 9, 2017

Irish Timing

When all the clocks are slightly wrong, and everyone's running slightly late (or early), but somehow everything happens at the right moment and everything works out.

1. I was running 20 minutes late, had lost my umbrella, and was worried about leaving the cat alone. Then Jim came back but he'd forgotten his keys. I let him in, he stayed home and looked after the cat and lent me his umbrella. Irish timing saved me again.
2. There was a car crash delaying the bus I was gonna take, so I didn't make it to the event. Turns out it was my Irish Timing. The event had been cancelled and I had a great night with my friends instead.

by Redhaired Avenger December 17, 2017