Dark Laborer

An ethnic slur mistakenly said by a young child when speaking of Darth Vader.

Hispanic 4 Year Old( in Walmart): Is that the Dark Laborer?

Mother of 4 Year Old: No, that is not your father.

by InvictusSoul000 July 29, 2018

Lord of Dark Chocolate

Feyi Opaleye is the Lord of Dark Chocolate. His favorite is Lindt Dark Chocolate. Do not disrespect him or else he will drown you in his dark chocolate fountain.

Do not disrespect the Lord of Dark Chocolate

by god99298843 November 15, 2019

poodle in the dark

Something that is exciting but shouldn't be, in the same way that a poodle may be exciting to dog-lovers but would not be in the dark (where it cannot be seen). Full phrase: 'Exciting as a poodle in the dark'.

Your friend gets excited over something mundane and pointless. You remark: "That was a real poodle in the dark!"

by AspiringAristotle February 11, 2019

Dark Mart

The dark web's version of Walmart. The website allows you to buy anything from illegal weapons, fake passports, human organs, sex trafficking, etc. This site is terrifying and it's also illegal. Never been there myself and never want to go there.

Dark Mart is one of the most effed up things to find on the dark web...

by Matthewmcconaughey March 07, 2020

dark vodka

An alcohol that does not result in hangovers when consumed. Yes, it’s a real thing.

I’ll have one dark vodka, please.

by * HH * January 29, 2025

dark vodka

An alcohol that does not result in hangovers when consumed. Yes, it’s a real thing.

I’ll have one dark vodka, please.

by * HH * January 29, 2025

Dark Mist

Noun. Corruption, bribery, lobbying, grafting.

1. Governor suspects there are many dark mist in the parlement cabinet.
2. Dark mist complete eradication is just a daydream for many of us.

by sharerainbows March 18, 2023