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Jam roll

Kris:just goat ma jam roll bro
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Jamming in the Chimney

The act of being penetrated vaginally whilst menstruating, followed immediately by (or interchangeably with) anal penetration.
I ended up jamming in the chimney because communication never was her strong point.
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Grape Jam

Francis W. Parker's Advanced Choral Ensemble, more infamously known as Grape Jam, is an audition-based choir for students with separation anxiety, a superiority complex, and worst of all, Theater Kids. Originated by Barbara "Sunnie" Hikawa and named after her favorite color, this group is known for singing at high profile events, notably the entrance to numerous stores on Michigan Avenue, a random open house for incoming Parker Freshman and Food Fest. Do you know what Food Fest is? Me neither.

Some memorable stars of Grape Jam is Headphones Guy (who sung a bass solo in Dear Evan Hansen's You Will Be Found,) Beatboxing Guy (who played two African American characters in a row during School Musicals,) and up and coming Chicago Artist, Benji the Machine.

They are known for their rigorous audition process, including drinking a glass smoothie, programming perfect pitch into each new member's brains and being forced to watch hours and hours of illegally recorded operas and musicals. They have been in power for over 20 years.

Their native outfits include Purple.
Person 1: Where are you off to?

Person 2: I have Grape Jam practice.

Person 1: *quivering in fear* PLEASE DON'T SING AT ME!

Person 2 begins to sing a constant pitch of G5 in Person 1's ear until their eardrums start melting and bleeding.
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jam squish

An orgy of girls slop jam on each others wet pussies and then squish their pussies together to create pleasure
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Chicago Traffic Jam

When 2 or more dicks are crammed into a woman's mouth, vagina, or anus.
Tyson: I heard you and Nathan had a Chicago Traffic Jam on Lori}
Wilt: yeah, they were deep in her ass
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Space jam

Stealing someone’s talent by shaking their hand
:::while sitting at any sporting event thinking to oneself::::

“ damn, I wish I could space jam all these talented mf and stunt on them all..”
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Jam

Anything that you enjoy doing every time you do it. No matter your age or consequence time period.
When the customer tips over 25% that's my JAM.
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