Useless Gay

A homosexual (or lgbtq person in general) individual who seeks a relationship but does not respond to obvious opportunities and/or offers to persue one.

Girl You Like: “Heyyy, I’ve decided to come out to you as Bisexual! I feel close to you, like you really get me ;) Also you look really cute with that new hairstyle! *agressive flirting*

Me: Wow good for you! Thanks! (She totally doesn’t like me and if I say I like her it will probably ruin our friendship, she’s probably saying that to be nice and because I’m the only lesbian she knows. Yes. That’s what she meant.)

Random Friend: Yo that girl totally likes you this is your dream come true!

Me: What

Random Friend: You are such a useless gay

by Likitit July 17, 2018

gay aiken

Stimulating a man's anus with your spiky hair

Trish was devastated when she saw her fiancee giving the plumber a gay aiken. He wasn't the one who was supposed to be working on the pipes.

by Karla Frobe October 4, 2005

Sam is gay

Every Sam I know is gay... like the real big gay

"see that guy over there? His name is Sam and Sam is gay. Like double ultra triple gay."

by G1nja N1nja January 18, 2019

gay mark

Any Person named Mark is gay it is the life goal(homosexual)

There goes gay mark

by Marrgf June 26, 2016

Gay Bae

A gay best friend, usually used by a female to describe her homosexual male BFF.

"Sorry, I already made dinner plans with my gay bae"

by Round The Way Girl July 19, 2016

gay vinny

A soy boy who looks italian but isnt, and has man-boobs.

Hello gay vinny, have a soyburger.

by Soylover69 May 6, 2018

Matthew Gay

Matthew is a gay icon. Someone looking for a cute boyfriend to cry on when things are rough. He loves all, but most do not love him. He is smart, but no one sees it. He tries to be funny, but his audience is not quite understood. Matthew is a legend, and if you are a Matthew, you're a legend too.

oh god, there's that gay wad matthew
there's matthew gay, stay away from him
*matthew laughs* everyone else: I don't get it.

by SmittyMattJunior January 4, 2022