Apocalypse fruit

Fruit or any food really that’s gone past its prime, but you eat it anyway as you would do in an apocalypse and were surviving on foraging scraps.

I hadn’t gone to the market for a while, so I had to put apocalypse fruit in my smoothie.

by Invisible Kellie April 11, 2023

horizontal fruit-basket

A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.

"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"

by Sassy yet Classy June 8, 2016

Rotten Fruit

Something that was once beautiful and sweet that is now rotten and foul. Usually referring to feelings for someone.

Friend: Hey bro, why don't you talk to Shy anymore
Me: Thing took a turn for the worse with us.
Friend: Rotten Fruit

Me: Yeah...

by Full Metal Malcolm X November 10, 2018

fruit tax

To pay for something with a sent picture of a 🍉 or 🍑

I’m going to need a fruit tax

by Dakota s1 December 14, 2024

Mera Mera Fruit

A variant of the devil fruit that gives whoever consumed it the power to turn into fire that they can freely control.

I've eaten the Mera Mera fruit so I can turn into fire!

by Ooolpp June 20, 2021

Fruit Snacks

Another creator of friendship, almost as powerful as the granola bar.

C2: since you don't have a granola bar, the only way we can be friends is if you have some fruit snacks.

Person 1: I already ate my fruit snacks

C2:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN February 8, 2021

Booty Fruit

Peaches... because they look like a booty

We've got a huge basket of booty fruit!

by MamaKia June 22, 2022