call that french toast

a term for toaster liking

'oh kiss a toaster, call that french toast!'

by hugosmind April 15, 2022

french train schedule

A French train schedule is often marked delayed, or in French, retard. Someone who is a French train schedule, then, is a retard.

"The new guy is such a French train schedule. How'd he get in?"
"Nepotism."

by Instr August 18, 2017

french bread pizza

the most delicious thing ever

a: yo i got french bread pizza
b: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Preinstallable June 1, 2020

secret french uncle

secret french uncle in your attic, that's the way you know how to fluently speak french at age 10.

you have a secret french uncle in yur attic

by ekkekekekekekke69420 September 30, 2021

French Chicken Alfredo

A food

French Chicken Alfredo

by anonymous May 10, 2022

frosty french horn

to consume whipped cream out of a naked human's bunghole; a sweeter, more refined, elegant, calorie-providing cousin of the rusty trombone

Kenny: "So the boyfriend and I finally took things to the next level last night...tooted the frosty french horn all night and went through 10 Reddi-whip cans!"
Asher: "You mean there's something tighter than the ol' rusty trombone??"
Kenny: "Oh man you have not lived until you've added whipped cream to the mix!"
Asher: "Looks like Friday night is finally gonna feel alright!"

by My names Dave and I'm stuntman March 13, 2015

Real French crime

After consuming an excessive amount of cannabis, wine, and cigarettes with a woman until she’s almost blacked out, you violate her with brutal anal sex and manage to make her believe the next day that it was consensual.

Jimmy: "Yo, mate, how did you do her last night, then?"
Chad: "Um, it was like a real French crime... you know what I mean?"

by aliberry August 15, 2023