hiking foot

Hiking is a side effect of vigorous hiking, where the tops of your feet ache.

See Ashley, I told you hiking foot was a real thing!

by Super Mr. Manners June 09, 2019

Foot nonce

Brandon, a tall slender feller from Nuneaton town who wants to know where them toes are at.

Oh boi where them toes at mate.said the foot nonce

by Dave cabbage December 20, 2021

Lead Foot

A person who is known for driving way too fast.

"Tony has a lead foot. It's a wonder how he's still alive, let alone legally allowed to drive. If you ever have to travel anywhere in a hurry, he's your man. Otherwise, make sure you're never in a vehicle where he's behind the wheel."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 13, 2021

Five foot asshole

A five foot walkway is generally the width of a walkway during the British colonial era, be it a sheltered corridor or otherwise. However, the width can vary, but still be called a "five foot walkway".

In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.

Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.

Man: Damn those three skinny girls make that 12 foot wide pathway look so damn squeezy. The heck they think they are?

Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.

by BShigure January 27, 2011

Reverse-Foot Syndrome

A footballer who is mysteriously unable to score goals with their dominant foot during open play and can only find the net using their opposite foot. This unusual trait, almost like a curse, makes their finishing both unpredictable and frustrating, as every attempt with their stronger foot somehow fails—except for penalties, which they can convert with their dominant foot.

Scouts were amazed and confused by his Reverse-Foot Syndrome; every goal came from his weaker foot.

by zruwl February 13, 2025

foot fingering

When you finger a females pussy with your foot. Usually you jab your heal in, then in an left right motion move the toe area around until she cums. Do not try with pink eye.

Him: hey babe, how should I finger you?
Her: idk, how?
Him: what about I foot finger (foot fingering) you ?

Her: baby how'd you know!
Him: I'm that good.
Narrator: holy fuck he is an alpha chad lvl.100
Written by auto cocks

by Bman165 February 15, 2021

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by iamcool31153115 September 27, 2021