Junk food blue balls 

Junk food blue balls is when you've been on a diet for far too long and you have been deprived of the junk food you so desire.

Shit man I've been on this diet for 3 days and I got mad junk food blue balls

Junk food blue balls by Deadxroses February 16, 2019

Fan food 

Different from fast food because people call it fan food so they don’t sound fat. Used as a marketing scheme by Dairy Queen.

Friend: I could use some fast food. Let’s go to Dairy Queen
Annoying friend: that’s fan food though

Fan food by WickedWank1046 June 27, 2019

round food 

the pinnacle name for the round circular object know as pizza. Very good at giving your atoms the many nourishment that i do so require to continue attempting suicide.

oi bruv mums just made some banging, exsqusite round food. wanna take a bite fam?

round food by TheRoundFoodConnoisseur June 1, 2020

Free Food

A restaurant chain that you guess it: SERVES FREE FOOD.

You: hey get McDonald’s

Mom: no but I got something!
You: burger king

Mom: no it’s Free Food
You: I want to die rn

Free Food by Siri IPhone 8 Plus March 13, 2021

kung-food 

Any type of asian food or delicacy that has a kick.

Guy: Nigga I'm hungry.

Girl: How bout kung-food?

kung-food by Niggastotle March 31, 2021

Flexi Food 

It is an optional supply of handmade food which someone offers to share in a social setting.

Hey bro, I got some flexi food at home in case you´re hungry.

Flexi Food by TastyMilk March 29, 2023

Plant Food 

Being so useless to society while living and able bodied, that you might actually be better off not living anymore. Thus saving resources here on earth for the productive folks, while simultaneously feeding plants with your decomposing remains, ultimately giving your empty life some minuscule value after all…

Christine and Matt are plant food man, they don’t do anything, ever, except maybe for one day and feed some plants with their shitty out of shape bodies….

Plant Food by Eric Spano May 10, 2023