The Five-Finger Dieter is what happens when a man can fit his entire hand into his ass, which is why the words "Five-Finger" are included in the name. It is an act of self-fisting, basically.
The word "Dieter" is a noble German name, and German acts of sex or masturbation are usually messy and acrobatic, which is why you need some flexibility to successfully give yourself a Five-Finger Dieter.
The word "Dieter" is a noble German name, and German acts of sex or masturbation are usually messy and acrobatic, which is why you need some flexibility to successfully give yourself a Five-Finger Dieter.
by Ricky Biff and Little Peter November 14, 2020
Get the Five-Finger Dietermug. A girl who from far away appears to be a 10, but as you get closer she quickly drops from a 10 to 5, and then even as far as a 2 up close. An unfortunate thing indeed.
"Man I was all about that ass when we were looking at her from down the road, but now I just want to call the dog warden on that 10-5-2"
"That 10-5-2 was false advertising goods she couldnt provide"
"That 10-5-2 was false advertising goods she couldnt provide"
by Masternutcher August 25, 2004
Get the ten five twomug. A man goes inside a stuffed caribou carcass and a woman proceeds to mount the carcass with his erect penis that is replacing the traditional caribou penis.
by The Great Scott May 11, 2012
Get the Five Legged Cariboumug. When someone from that shit hole of a hipster berg physically grabs your hand and makes you give them a hi five. Because you absolutely wouldn't do it if you were not forced to.
Can also be retaliation/solid transition from when another person does a "Face!" and shoves their hand in your face after an insult.
Can also be retaliation/solid transition from when another person does a "Face!" and shoves their hand in your face after an insult.
by Hodala October 12, 2011
Get the Portland Hi Fivemug. Porn Star High Five (fived,fiving) verb; Definition:
To connect elbows in lieu of hands in a slapping fashion as to say good job. This method was created because who knows where those hands have been.
To connect elbows in lieu of hands in a slapping fashion as to say good job. This method was created because who knows where those hands have been.
Hey bob, that last anal scene was great, let's get that to the edit room & call it good (insert "pornstar high five here")
by Fornicacious July 14, 2010
Get the Pornstar High Fivemug. by Ben Rothschild September 13, 2011
Get the Five Star Bitchmug. by The Burgher King September 23, 2012
Get the Pittsburgh High Fivemug.