Fag hag

A woman whose gay best friend is the best part of her. Without her gay best friend, said woman really has nothing else going for her.

Doug: Hey who's that loser friend of yours who keeps hanging around.

Liam: Ugh, that's just our fag hag. She's got nothing else going on.

by So Mi Mi October 16, 2009

fag hag

A very sensitive and caring woman who accepts the emontions expressed by a gay man as sincere and not loaded with a sexual adgenda.

Doris Day and Rock Hudson

by Michael June 15, 2004

Cuck-fag

A married gay white man, who's husband cheats on him with Black guys that have big dicks.

Buddy #1 - You know Tom, Jerry's new husband?
Buddy #2 - Yeah, we went to the wedding last year.
Buddy #1 - It's official. Jerry's become a cuck-fag!
Buddy #2 - He's riding Erick's BBC?!
Buddy #1 - Caught and confirmed!
Buddy #2 - Wow!

by Ato-age February 16, 2017

fag hag

a gay man's best female friend. i high honor granted to a gay amn's best female friend...A GAY MAN'S FEMALE FRIEND/KINDRED SPIRIT..WHO IS ALWAYS THERE FOR HIM AND IS NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT SHE IS HIS FRIEND NO MATTER WHERE OR WHO SHE IS WITH...

I HAVE HAD MY FAG HAG FOR ALMOST 22 YEARS NOW.. YOU WILL KNOW IF YOU HAVE A FAG HAG ESPECIALLY IF EHR NAME IS CYNTHIA GILMORE AND IS FROM LYON MOUNTAIN NEW YORK,,,,I LOVE YOU

by kindred spirit August 15, 2008

fag bag

Slang word used to described what is also a called a "fanny pack". It's a small, purse-like container that zippers shut and is worn around one's waist. They came into popularity first with runners and other exercise enthusiasts, but when they crossed into main stream, there was a backlash because men starting using them much like a woman would use a purse - as a convenient place to carry things around in. Because men in traditional society have never been able to carry any such thing (except the cumbersome and often unneccisarily large briefcase), wearing a fanny-pack became viewed as effeminate behavior. So "real" men refused to start using them (although they are very practical) and need to keep up their masculine image. Therefore, the best they could do was to equate their use with being homosexual, although most of the men who actually wore them were just "unfashionalbe" married men.

Is that guy actually wearing a fag bag? Do they still make those?

by Word Walock January 11, 2004

fag cream

an ointment that helps to keep the amount of gayness of a person from showing in public

Good thing steve has his fag cream on. Otherwise we wouldn't be seen with him.

by jam session September 1, 2009

fag pattie

A veggie based pattie simulating a hamburger and served like a hamburger.

Kate, you're eating meat again?

No, it's a fag pattie. Why don't you look at me when we make love anymore?

by iamarapgod October 1, 2007