Salon Fruit

The meaner way to say "a gay male who spends a lot of his time at a salon." This also applies if he works there.

That salon fruit was checking out my dad when my mum was getting her hair done...

by uniPORN February 23, 2009

Hand Fruit

A hand fruit is a fruit that you can hold with one single hand and that is distinct from that of larger fruits which require two hands to hold.

Paul: Hey Man, can you pass me that hand fruit?
Dan: Sure Bro, you mean a banana?
Paul: Yes Bro, except it sounds cooler! Try it out and your life will never be the same again! :)
Dan: Fuck Yeah Bro!

by PartyMonkey2000 March 29, 2024

Russian fruit twist

Where a girl twists yo cock until it turns green like an apple then chugs vodka

remember that girl Emily? She gives the best Russian fruit twists

by Fin r February 4, 2023

Fruit Basket

When you are in a closed space with your friends and you are all vaping different fruit scents.

Yesterday I drove home in a fruit basket.

by Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 23, 2015

Apocalypse fruit

Fruit or any food really that’s gone past its prime, but you eat it anyway as you would do in an apocalypse and were surviving on foraging scraps.

I hadn’t gone to the market for a while, so I had to put apocalypse fruit in my smoothie.

by Invisible Kellie April 11, 2023

Erin - fruit

Erin, my dear friend, epitomises the essence of a dragon fruit—exotic, vibrant, and nourishing.

The first striking similarity between Erin and a dragon fruit lies in her distinctiveness. Just as the dragon fruit stands out in any grocery store with its bright pink skin and green-tipped scales, Erin possesses an individuality that captivates everyone around her. She has an innate ability to engage people with her unconventional ideas and vibrant spirit, making every interaction memorable. Her uniqueness fosters an environment where creativity flourishes, allowing our friendship to thrive in ways that are both enriching and transformative.

Erin - fruit
Friend 1- “woah look at Erin she’s radiating confidence and colour rn”
Friend 2 “she’s such a dragonfruit!!”

Boy-“where can I take a bit into that fruit”

by Strawberry frog 🥺❤️✨ January 2, 2025

banana in a fruit salad

When a straight guy wakes up from an all night drunk in the bed with a bunch of gay guys.

Todd got hammered last night and walked off with a bunch of gay guys. Had a banana in a fruit salad the next morning!

by Jtm1978 March 1, 2025