Dylan’s are very strange people. Their favourite thing, and most likely fetish, is to be stabbed in the hand with the pen. Almost every Dylan you’ll ever meet, you’ll soon discover is a communist. Dylan’s are very high maintenance; it is required they slop around 1000 layers of gel onto their hair each day, in hope to attract a female. Dylan’s practice the art of ‘dead memes’ and their favourite words are ‘oof’ and ‘thot’. When a Dylan was asked to describe themselves in three words they said “toe sucking legend”. In conclusion, Dylan’s are absolute hoes, if you know a Dylan, or if you see one in the street, run.
by aah2003 April 16, 2019
Used to define someone who fakes having depression, to get the attention of a women. He loses all his friends and puts this women through tremendous emotional trauma, just for his own personal gratification. Commonly seen saying “fuck off” or “you wouldn’t understand”
by Gmoney200370 December 25, 2018
An amazing girl who is beautiful and passes all her classes plus she loves sports and she has an amazing personality. But she is a little shy unless she is with her friends.
by Mysterydude_101 December 13, 2017
He is good person hottest pretty hot hot hot I love him so hot hot he has so good luck and he is so hot I want him so badly coming to room 5b rn so I can see him he is so hot I love him
I love you Dylan
by ilovedylan1234444 March 04, 2022
a girl who is hilarious, gorgeous, and kind to everyone who deserves it. girls with this name usually have brunette hair and brown eyes like honey. they are down-to-earth, much like the taurus sign, so their birthdays are usually from april 24-30.
elli: dylan is my best friend, she is so much fun to be around!
cute boy: damn, i wish dylan could be mine. she is wifey material
cute boy: damn, i wish dylan could be mine. she is wifey material
by gemini522 April 20, 2019