farmer john cheese

parmesan cheese

pass me that farmer john cheese! (please)
pass me that farmer john!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

cheese wheel

Also known as Super Tuna Can, a gigantic penis, however, most of it's volume is derived from it's long diameter, not it's short length. Also known as Mega, Super, or Hyper Chode

Man, it's so hard to hide my cheese wheel, it just doesn't fit in any pants

by JeffZhang May 17, 2005

Cheese Its

Cheese Its are a rare, priceless substance found only in red rectangular containers labeled "Get Your Own Box". Leading anthropologists believe this to be some kind of a warning of a curse or rather, a message saying that it's the property of someone else.
They are very tasty.

Friend: Hey can I have some of those Cheese its?
Me: No get your own damn box!

by Harpo Hugho Hageman November 5, 2006

cheese butt

loose butt hole that has been tampered with

mcpheeters dirtnugs got cheese butt

by jeese- el cajon September 28, 2008

Chocolate Cheese Toasty

A guy shits into a girls vagina, then quickly slips his cock in and fucks her until he jisms into her cunt, then he gets down and tucks into the delicious chocolate-cheese toasty he has created

Bailey: Gee Veronica not only do I really need a shit, am desperately horny, but I'm hungry as hell as well

Veronica: Dont worry Bailey, how about we cook up a sumptuous chocolate cheese toasty

Bailey: Oh wow, what an idea, they're my favourite

by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009

cheese bag

1. A bag which contains cheese
2. Or is it a bag MADE of cheese??
3. A derogatory term given to a familiar person making a stupid comment, or action.
4. An affectionate term for a silly friend!

I can't believe you've just said that, you're such a cheese bag!

by Pink Palace October 6, 2006

Donkey cheese

The creamy cheese found behind a Donkey's foreskin.

''Robin found some Donkey cheese and it made him cry''

by Steve_S April 2, 2009