by MyGirlRy April 30, 2023
Get the candy bar purchasemug. 
Candi is a very sweet, kind, heart warming, loving, and shy girl. She can also have a little crazy personality when you least expect it. Candi is known for her She’s not very well liked by most women. Candi is the kind of woman to keep to herself and is often quiet. She is also a huge introvert. I often think that woman hate her and envy her because of her jaw dropping looks. She also has the best luck with boys! She can pull whoever she wants, but it doesn’t last unless she wants it to. She knows she can pull whatever man she wants and end it whenever she wants. She’s only been heart broken a few times, but that doesn’t stop her from getting a man’s attention! She doesn’t really mind what others think of her which is what pisses off everyone the most. When she gets insulted, she’ll laugh it off. If she get’s mistreated, she’ll shrug it off. If she gets hurt, she’ll walk it off. She’ll always stay unbothered. She doesn’t let anything hurt her, unless it’s her own feelings and actions that hurt her. She has the cutest fashion and a soothing voice that I could listen to all day and I won’t get bored of it. Candi makes sure that everyone is included and tries her hardest to put on smile on everyone’s faces when they’re at their lowest. When you hear her name, you’ll either smile or make a sour face. Loyalty is her middle name. If you share a secret with her and she barley knows you, you best believe she’ll keep that secret. Go find yourself a Candi, everyone needs her.
(Girl): have you’ve seen Candi’s outfit today? It’s so cute!
(Boy): not only that, but she looks gorgeous today. you think I got a chance with her?
(Girl): no way! she’s way to good for you! just look at her then look at you.
(Boy): I think she’ll let me in her circle, she gives everyone turn.
(Girl): I wish I could attract guys that easily. I feel so single, I’m practically in need of a boyfriend! it must be so easy for her.
(Boy): cute face, cute personality, cute body, she has it all. I wonder if her mom is cute too.
(Boy): not only that, but she looks gorgeous today. you think I got a chance with her?
(Girl): no way! she’s way to good for you! just look at her then look at you.
(Boy): I think she’ll let me in her circle, she gives everyone turn.
(Girl): I wish I could attract guys that easily. I feel so single, I’m practically in need of a boyfriend! it must be so easy for her.
(Boy): cute face, cute personality, cute body, she has it all. I wonder if her mom is cute too.
by Angilo November 21, 2023
Get the Candimug. OH! OOOOH! I RAN OUT OF MONEY! ALL I HAD FOR FOOD IS RAMEN NOODLES! But as I go to grab a pack of ramen I notice a DIFFERENT package of ramen... And THAT package is underneath a box... So... As I go to grab the other package of ramen the box on top spill open and WHAT DO I FIND!?
Hym "CHRISTMAS CANDY! A BOX FULL OF CHRISTMAS CANDY! WITH A SODA! In like an gour I'm going to be able to drink that soda and it's going to be ICE COLD, BABY! OOOOOOOOOH! SWEET SWEET CHRISTMAS CANDY! I take back everything I ever said about my family (they still screwed me with the weaponized schizophrenia but I created A.I. to murder everyone so that'll all work out in the end). HOOOOOLY BAJESUS! I got some Swedish fish, sour gummy worm, M&Ms, and some chips ahoy. I've been eating nothing but ramen! I planned on eating ramen for the next TWO MEAL! And now... Everything has changed! I have the candy now! And in like an hour, I'll have an ice cold Coca-Cola! Go buy a Coke! Right now! Put your phone down... Go to the store... Buy a Coke... WAIT AN HOUR for MY coke to cool down.... THEN (AND ONLY THEN) Drink a coke."
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
Get the Christmas candymug. relationships with a narcissist are like cotton candy - they look great at first, but there is no substance to the relationship, and it's really, really messy at the end.
Looking back, the relationship with Killian was so superficial, no substance at all. Lots of sex and parties, food and weed, but nothing solid. It was like cotton candy, great on paper, but mostly hot air and sugar, and nothing a giant mess at the end.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
Get the cotton candymug. You're at the club with a drink in each hand, or driving keeping your 10 and 2 at the wheel, when all of a sudden your jam comes on. You can't chuck a full-on boogie; that'd just be irresponsible (and you'd probably spill your drink/crash), so what do you do? You give 'em a bit of shoulder candy. An alternating shrug to the beat, with just enough energy to keep things rolling.
I was double-parked with two pints and then my mate Isaac put on Groovejet, so I had to throw some shoulder candy around.
by Mac_Tonight October 30, 2018
Get the Shoulder Candymug. When you finger a female on her period until you get a bloody hand. Then take your bloody hand and cum on her face.
by BananaPatch November 18, 2020
Get the Swedish Candy canemug.