Canadian

A Canadian tripped over an elk and went to the hospital for free
by Samantha Crosfield March 3, 2021
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Canadian "wildfire"

The act of putting out your cigarette in front of a fan and watching the sparks fly across your carpet.
Don't want a Canadian "wildfire" starting in your living room
by TheNorrisRayven June 30, 2023
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Canadian Cudler

Dumbass American boy who cuddles with Canadian girls on VR
Jessica: I think tony is pretty cute, should I ask him out?
Tommy: nah don’t go for it he’s a total Canadian Cudler

Jessica: oh! Thanks for warning me
by WwPhrasesOfLife July 16, 2025
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Canadian detox

The art of drilling a hole in a Canadian maple tree and using maple syrup as lube to fuck it.
Me: “Hey Ben I heard you broke your phone on Tuesday”
Ben: “Yeah but I’m on my Canadian detox era and I’ve never felt better”
by AbandonedPenguin November 30, 2024
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Canadian hotflap

Spread the lips of a vagina, douse the vagina with Frank Reds Hot and Aunt Jemima's sweet syrup and go to town.
Steve: "Hey bro, guess what I did last night!"
Kyle: "What?"
Steve: "I Canadian hotflapped a girl haha, was a blast"
Kyle: "what the fuck..."
by CanadianDUCK August 10, 2016
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Canadian Blonde

(Adjective)- combination of Canadian and blonde, in terms of their below average IQ. Combining them together is used to heavily emphasize lack of common sense.
person 1- you are such a blonde, because you cannot understand something so simple
person 2- well, I may be a blonde, but at least I'm not a Canadian
person 3- Be quiet, both of you are Canadian blondes
by Dop3matt3r_ May 22, 2023
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Canadian butt plug

Where you are bum fucking someone and right when you are about to cum you pull out and shove dried poutine cheese in there ass to plug up the but.
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I gave that lady the Canadian butt plug, she took it like a boss.
by Orakaze 123 August 26, 2022
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