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St. Joseph's College

located over a 30-acre lakeside campus in Patchogue, Long Island, "The Teaching College" prepares undergrads to become "Future Teachers of America." "St. Joe's," as it is affectionately referred to by current students, offers students a great education at relatively low cost (70% of students recieve some form of financial aid/scholarship!)

St. Joe's is also known for its comprehensive business major and related concentrations, and offers a full range of other majors and programs besides teaching and business.

For the fifth year in a row, the 2007 ranking of America’s Best Colleges by U.S. News and World Report named St. Joseph's College to the top tier of the "Northern Comprehensive Colleges – Bachelor’s" category.

St. Joseph's has two campuses, one on Long Island (Suffolk County)and the other in Brooklyn. Even though the L.I. campus is mostly a commuter school, don't let that fool you.
Lasting friendships ensue due to a strong sense of community on campus: student government, campus activities board, dozens of clubs and greek life opprotunities await!
Oh--and most of the parties are pretty sick.
I've met so many awesome people while going to school at St. Joseph's College, if only they could fix that web registration!
by NicoleSJC December 14, 2008
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Epping Secondary College

A school of a bunch of junkies and a lot of faggots and teachers who dont know how to teach. if you have ms moore than prepare for hell. K*m*a*l is a sick cunt ;)
OMG!!! Epping Secondary College!!! A place full of ******
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mt maria college

P1: what school do you go to?
P2: Mt Maria College
P1: I feel so sorry for you
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Monterey Polytechnic College

Monterey Polytechnic College is one of the best colleges in the states. Founded in 1557 BC (the actual oldest college), the institution provides a world-class education in the vibrant city of Monterey, CA. Its STEM program is among the most prestigious -- on par with MIT, Caltech, etc. Nevertheless, the school remains largely unknown to the world, with its faculty and students operating the most extensive underground network for boba-high mermaids and boba dealers that has ever existed.
Monterey Polytechnic College is Joanna's dream school.

Anna studies computational neuroscience at Monterey Polytechnic College.

After graduating from Monterey Polytechnic College, Jack founded a boba empire in Antarctica.
by Matrix Ender November 14, 2018
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Primus PU College

A place of no education but of vada pavs and soya sticks.

This so called "Educational institute" will not give you a report card in time and will send you a pdf of the topper's faces instead.
by CuriousSamurai August 7, 2023
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Paul Smith’s College

A college like no other in the heart of the Adirondacks. A very beautiful campus on which almost everyone smokes marijuana and gets drunk on a Friday night.
I’m going off to Paul Smith’s College (pot smoker’s college) for four years.
by coffee_by_the_pot May 30, 2022
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Hailsham Community College

Such a shitty school in Chav Town, the principal is Big Phil and the Shitty deputy is Mrs Cowsarse. We are made to carry 5000 tons of shit school work every day. This school is full of slags,sweats and play boys. This is the worst school
by Lovemedaddy April 26, 2019
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