Chastity Belt

A device worn around the genitals in order to protect against rape, discourage sex, or control masturbation.

I have made my son wear a chastity belt at all times since he was 10. He is 17 now and I have the key hidden to give to his wife when he marries. He is very well behaved and has never been able to masturbate. The belt is designed to allow urination without removal, so it can be left on all the time! I will continue this practice with any future sons.

by Smartmom August 21, 2013

Chester

A small city in southeast Pennsylvania.

You heard about them shootings down in Chester?

by Chesternigga March 9, 2015

Flat chested

A girl with no boobs. It’s pretty bad when her ribcage sticks out farther than her boobs.

Mackenzie is REALLY flat chested man. #notits

by basicbitchxo August 25, 2019

chesterlike

Some one who looks like they may be a child molester but they're probably not.

Your stepdad seems all chesterlike around my little brother.
We can't hire any chesterlikes to work around the kids.

by hank mc January 12, 2009

chasted

Being in an overly happy semi fucked up state of mind because you think life is awesome.

Becky: do you see that guy grinning at the end of the bar?
Jody: yeah, he looks chasted. Let's have a threesome with him!

by johnguttler January 20, 2014

chastle

A caring form of wrestling, similar to playfighting, usually performed by couples.

He picked me up and we chastled for a bit , but before I knew it we were kissing .

by Thunderstorms August 6, 2016

Chastained

To be chastised at an elevated level of precision. To be utterly destroyed verbally by a superior opponent- a la Kate Chastain.

“Wow Smashton. You just got Chastained. Again. How embarrassing for you brü.”

by Dine&thrash February 17, 2020