Brandon

A man who pukes after only taking a few drinks/shots, or just puked every time he gets drunk.

“Dude you are such a Brandon”

“There goes Brandon puking again”

by Roiduser25 February 24, 2020

Brandon

Brandon has the biggest piece of meat you will ever see.
As soon as you lock eyes with that huge piece of steak you will be mesmerised squirting everywhere

Last night I accidentally looked at Brandon, it was soaked

by John Lismore February 23, 2024

Brandon

Brandon is typically someone who’s sharing a father/son relationship with his dog.

“Come here son!” “No not you Brandon, I meant the Dog”

by YoursTrulyTheCutie November 22, 2021

Brandon

Cool guy to hang around, but you don't see him much. One of his qualities is being exceptionally bald.

Is it just me, or does Brandon kinda look like Goku?

by un813 August 5, 2021

Brandon

Brandon, is the definition of loyal but can be very much so helpful some of the times he’s a dick but he can be very sweet when he wants, he will always put someone in front of him

Ooh, brandon is such a dick but he’s so sweet

by Glennise brown May 18, 2022

Brandon

Brandon is that one kid everyone will hate. he is most likely a white kid who is super capitalist and hates communists. he will stop at nothing to spout his bullshit “facts” and can’t pull anyone for the life of himself. when seeing one, run away or attack him in order to protect yourself.

“that bitch brandon is so annoying”

by your local kgb agent February 13, 2022

Brandon

Is gay asf lmao

Dude 1: yo is brandon gay?

Dude 2: yup

by Lika mahdik March 14, 2020