When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
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THE BEST RELATIONSHIP AND COUPLE EVERY!!! OMFG THEY'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER OH MY GOD LIKE OH MY GOD. ELINA HAS 10 PILLOWS ON HER BED AND BRADON SLEEPS ON 5 AND ELINA SLEEPS ON THE OTHER 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brandon isn't that athletic so she is the only person who likes him as he can not touch the bottom of a basketball net.
Omfg!! Brandon and Elina is so super thirsty couple but Brandon can't show her his 6 pack and gains as he has none.
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