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Read a book

1. A classic method to gain knowledge or to kill time.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.
1. Old person: "I have too much of free time. I'll better read a book."

2. Joe: "Earth is round."

Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"
by ThuckFis9 December 7, 2017
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Books

Books; A somewhat outdated method of gather new information for personal use. In the modern day, they are usually utilized for personal entertainment or for educational purposes at educational facilities.
I went to the library to check out some books to read.
by Clarinet User July 9, 2022
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Book a flight to Istanbul

Referring to men going to Istanbul to get hair transplants
"You need to book a flight to Istanbul.."
"My hair's not that bad, man!"
by thamthon April 14, 2024
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Book Fucker

A book fucker is a dick less shit who loves masturbating on the pages of books even though he can get pussy.
by Konan the Paper Lady September 5, 2021
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Book

The only weapon that can beat up ur eye. oh dont read them its deadly.
by Rpdx March 7, 2020
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Book mark

Keeping someone/a relationship on hold until you're ready or decide what you want; saving place by putting in the smallest amount of effort
I don't have the time for a relationship now, but I have fun with Sally and don't want to end it. I'll just book mark her until I have time.
by Hallucino_Jenic September 3, 2021
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Book

An ancient weapon from the distant past, capable of harnessing the power of one hundred infinity gauntlets and three and a half five-star orgies.
Thanos spent his whole life finding the infinity stones and jacking off using a his old scaly hands, but never thought about using a boooooooooooooooooook (book).
by i b flossin January 24, 2019
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