boner kill

Someone who ruins a moment or a funny joke. A kill joy, or party pooper.

When John didn't want to go to the concert he was being a boner kill.

by Eva-lynn July 25, 2008

Lone Boner

a guy/girl who thinks a chick is hot, but literally none of his/her friends agree.

dude you are such a lone boner thinking about that emily chick.

by azeensmellsgreat October 16, 2010

Female Boner

When a girl sees a really hot guy or gets a sexual thought they get a tingling, almost numb feeling in there thighs and kind of in there pussy.

Like when a guy gets a boner, except girls get them much more often and it's not noticeable like a hard dick is.

Guy: I was watching porn last night and it turned me on just like that. I wanna fuck you like that someday

Girl: omg stawwp your giving me a female boner

by Horny.hoe May 28, 2018

Belly Boner

belly boner is nsfw gif or vid of a man having sexual relations with substantially large dildo that he wedged between his mattress and box spring.As he proceeds to insert the dildo and go at it you notice that this dildo is in fact so large that it pokes through his stomach and shows a slight indentation in his belly hence the name belly boner.

surely you jest my good man mo mere mortal could take that size of a penis and not end up like mr.hands dead of a perforated colon.no my good man smple google belly boner and bare witness to this oddity

by mr.handsthedestroyerofeyes December 11, 2012

deceased boner

1. An erectial difficulty
2. Those women who are sexually unappealing

Maaaaan, Renee Zelwegger sure is a deceased boner!

by garrett kearney June 26, 2005

Boner Water

A swimming pool with Gay guys in it.

That pool over there has boner water in it.

by CM 2.0 May 14, 2017

semi boner

when the tip of your cock is floppy but the rest is as hard as a brick.

omg tommy you have a semi boner.

by tommysucks February 19, 2017