The Battery Conservation Paradox

The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.

As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?

by Senormeowington October 14, 2011

Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.

Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.

by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012

Brown Battery

When two Males are having anal sex the penis is called the "brown battery"

"Did you hear about Kevin and Matt? He was talking about his brown battery. Kevin called Matt the Energizer Bunny!"

by whizkidddd February 9, 2013

Bladder batter

The infection that discharges from the urethra when one has a UTI.

"I have this bad UTI and the bladder batter is major."

by Magic8Ball April 15, 2014

Waffle Batter

The fluid that is made by cumming in a girls mouth and she throws up and the cum, saliva, and vomit mix.

Hey bro I totally made waffle batter with my girl last night. It was gross.

by Bromuhfucka December 8, 2015

ram batter

Excessive vaginal discharge as a result of rough sexual intercourse.

"Wouldn't you want to stick you're dick in 13-years of a no cock pussy?" as he described his experience with a bull dyke's girlfriend to his homies.
"Just ram batter baby...all day..."

by BT_the_Builder January 30, 2016

Bojon Battering Ram

When a slovanian, male or female, bends over and let's 2 or more men fucking him/her in the ass while each of the men share one single condom, thus causing them to push and pull in simultaneous motion, much like a battering ram.

"Hey guys, remember Tim? I heard he took a bojon battering ram the other day from the whole football team. Totally destroyed his asshole. Poor guy."

by Anubis 69 April 13, 2016