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Lady Bacon

Lady Bacon
The resulting product of wet curing a tender pork fillet in the Vagina of a mature menopausal woman for six or more days.
A prized delicacy in many obscure native communities , it commands high prices on the dark web

Girl Bacon
As for Lady bacon but the vagina curing takes place in a pre menstrual girl. This bacon can also be made using tender veal fillets rather than pork.

Queen Bacon

is the rarest of all in this category, and is achieved in the same way as Girl bacon but only can be made while the hostess is menstruating..
We especially enjoyed our hostesses Carbonara, as she had prepared her very own Lady Bacon!
by Pookiemay February 9, 2024
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Bacon Strip

After taking a shit at someone's house, usually at a party, before wiping yourself you find a cornered wall in the bathroom, while spreading your cheeks you slide in a downward motion on that corner leaving behind shit strips that resemble a strip of bacon.
Goddamn it! Rob got drunk again and used the corner of the bathroom wall as toilet paper. Leaving a mighty bacon strip in my parent's bathroom.
by RudeMood69420 January 29, 2020
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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
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Bacon Avocado

In short, refers to something said being an out-of-the-blue, personal, relatable and honest “take”.

Originated from a Tiktok trend in mid 2025 where text on the screen says “seeing how fast I can say Bacon Avocado” followed by a slowed down video of the person usually sharing personal/niche confessions or dropping a deep emotion-provoking line. The aim was to catch the audience off guard and get them to relate to the real and honest takes.
chloe: i would’ve never done that to you though

ethan: bacon avocado
by tinker! July 9, 2025
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bacon mute

bacon mute is the best founding player and currently the best mute. He will become the next hr as well!
by bacon the hot iw mute April 22, 2021
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Cereal Bacon Flakes

A fictional cereal based around the well-known character from Roblox called "Bacon Hair".
Noob: I thought Cereal Bacon Flakes were in this game

Bacon: No, sadly they aren't :C
by me oh meee October 13, 2023
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Bacon

Cops. Pigs. Johnny Law. 5-0. The boys in blue. Badge boys. The Cherrytops. Weewoo Gang. Cuff Buddies. Blue Army. Copegeddon. Pigsters. The Porks. Corporal Vegan etc etc etc
Daniel: *Robs Store*
Mark: Shit! Here come the bacon!
by TheGayAccount June 16, 2020
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