bum twig

When a small piece of bog roll twists up in your arse hair while wiping

I've got an bum twig. Can you pull it for me?

by mrtangle January 8, 2017

Bum crumb

A bum crumb is an object that is forced up your buttock when you sit on it. It can also be spelt like this: bumb crumb.

What happened doctor? Oh you had a rare inconvenience called a bum crumb also known as the bummeth crumbosis it is when an object becomes suck up ones buttock when they sit on it.

by I'm a smart one April 21, 2020

Bum-Wee

A term used to describe a male urinating while standing up but opting to lower both their trousers/shorts and underwear, fully exposing their bum in the process, rather than simply unzipping or lowering the front portion of their clothing for urination convenience.

That man is at least 40, can you believe he's doing a Bum-Wee in public

by Doggly September 2, 2023

Bum ass

A guy whos a fucking bum and nobody likes him. Typically bad at sports and sometimes unintelligent

Bum: Dude you suck at that

Everyone: Bro shut yo bum ass up

by #niggerfag January 13, 2023

choccy bum

When you take a shit and it goes messy, wiping takes forever and it looks like melted chocolate smelling of shit.

"I'm gonna be a while in here, I've got a choccy bum!"

by Arsebiscuits82 May 27, 2018

bum thrills

A bum thrill is a nice tingling feeling starting from your anus going up your spine and may give you a boner or nipple erections.

"Oh my god look at that ass."
"Don't get bum thrills."

by calshane February 11, 2014

Operation Bum

To Not Shave Or Cut Your Hair For More Than A Year!

Chris "Whoa, Get An HairCut Dude!"

DeMoN "Operation Bum!"

Chris "Im Having That!"

by D3mQN April 28, 2011