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book toter

Someone who tries to get into someone's pants by "helping" them with their books.
Dude did you see that douche pull the old book toter yesterday?
by Fetty wherp September 3, 2016
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Boo Boo Book

Boo boo books means to Pull someone’s hair back and butt fuck them until they yell “BOO BOO BOOK”
Hey bill wanna play Boo Boo Book with Jill?
by PollyPig23 June 28, 2021
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Book

The best thing in the world. Home of introverts and book nerds. It is my imagination
Bryan “Your actually READING on the bus!?”
Me”Yeah...what’s so wrong with that?
Bryan”It’s a Book.”
Me”I know! Books are awesome and you should read them!”
by ABCDEFG 2 MALICE👿 January 30, 2019
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World Book Day

World Book Day is a day of the year where lots of people dress up as characters from a story or film.
It's World Book Day!
by Elory Chihuahua April 17, 2015
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book trophies

A book trophy is a book that is bought for the explicit purpose of showcasing it in a persons personal collection of books, after they have finished reading it. The book is often read digitally.
My wife had ordered her book trophies online after having finished reading a few books, to remind herself of the pleasures of reading them.
by red.temp February 21, 2024
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Book Advertisement

Really, it's just a 2 and a half hour long transactional book advertisement.
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hey! Heyhey! If I promote your book will you affirm my thing?"

Sad Dad "Uhh... Yah... Yah I'll do it."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Great! Hold on.... Ok. Rolling. Say, what do you think of my thing? Isn't it obviously correct?"

Sad Dad "Oh, yeah for sure man. I totally saw that and your thing is totally correct."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Yes. Great. And the people coming after me. They are clearly all of the bad words. Isn't that what the studies say?"

Sad Dad "God, yeah, I... They are all of the bad words. I noticed that before you said anything. They're sadistic and narcissistic and all of the other bad words. And YOU'RE like my hero. Your existence in my life is functionally equivalent to having saved me from a burning building."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hmm... Yes, yes... I see... I guess I was right all along. Pst (Now do your book)"

Sad Dad "Huh? Oh! Oh, ok. Yeah, I wrote a book. It's good. It's about all them mind parasites you got in your brains."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And?"

Sad Dad 🤨 "Oh! Yeah, and it affirms your thing."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Good. That's good."

Iam "Hey! It's Dr. Jeepjorp! I haven't seen you in months!"

Hym "Why are you watching that crap!? You know it's just a 2 and a half hour long book advertisement."

Iam "Yeah but it's bizarre to watch..."

Hym "Alright..."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
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Book K The G0AT

Book K THE GOAT HAS A VERY SMALL BOOK! HE FEATURED IN THE MOVIE SHUBH K. Junior. EVERYONE LOVES HIS BOOK AND THERE IS ALSO A LANGUAGE CALLED BOOK LANGUAGE WHICH IS VERY COMMON AROUND THE WORLD. HE also owns a business called BOOK CINEMAS
OMG ITS BOOK K THE G0At
by uwushubhandpratha November 28, 2022
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