April 5th

The day that Kurt Cobain was slain by Jack Black. Years later JB wrote confession of his deed in the song 'The Metal'. Henceforth grunge was truly smitten for the better because as we all know grunge is the forfather of emo which can suck a left nut

On April 5th Metal killed Kurt Cobain

by TrueMetalLover April 21, 2010

April 9th

National “My life is ruined” day.
The day where your boyfriend breaks up with you or you get embarrassed to death.But there’s one thing NO ONE should ever say April 9th while talking about it.It is known as the day we don’t talk about EVER.

Tutle:Oh no it’s April 9th!
Larry:Shhhh no tutle dont say the name.

by Tutle May 25, 2018

April 24th

April 24th is national tell how Crappy Gab is Day, this day comes once a year, so have fun!

Craig;" Hey Gab! You're a dick! Happy April 24th!"

by TotallyNotAeris April 24, 2020

april 12

your gf will suck ur cock

omg its april 12 can i suck ur cock ?

by fabfgasghuabsgů April 11, 2021

April 27

National fuck your friend day 2

"Please it's april 27, spare me a smidgen of your coochie madam."

by nolifenortbert April 27, 2021

april 3

April 3 is buy a hoe day!

Thats lucky for u boys the hoe is on sale (;

Eyy it is april 3 let’s buy a hoe!

by Hydra :) April 6, 2019

April 20

National spam your friends day on snapchat. This is the day you can spam your friends and be annoying.

John: Aye it’s National spam your friends day!
Jake: I don’t got any friends.
John: that’s sad.
Jake: but when?
John: April 20
Jake: ok

by ××aquarius×× April 12, 2020