by Johannesie June 6, 2018
Get the e-tardmug. A retarded form of windsurfing practiced by middle-aged men in the rain off the south coast of England.
Rich: Hey Al, wanna go wing tarding this afternoon, the weather looks particularly shite?
Al: Sure thing, be there in a sec, I just need to smash one out
Tim: I'm too drunken to tard, gonna jetski instead. See you guys later.
Al: Sure thing, be there in a sec, I just need to smash one out
Tim: I'm too drunken to tard, gonna jetski instead. See you guys later.
by WannaBeWingTarder March 10, 2021
Get the Wing Tardingmug. Don't try to have a conversation still I've had my coffee due to my morning tard syndrome making me unable to focus on you.
by Lord Corpse February 14, 2025
Get the Morning Tard Syndromemug. "Tard" A noun meaning: A person who did something stupid , or lame
Tard is to be said in a joking matter. Not to be confused with the word "Retard"
If your bestfriend did something cheesy or stupid , you simply call them a "Tard"
Tard is to be said in a joking matter. Not to be confused with the word "Retard"
If your bestfriend did something cheesy or stupid , you simply call them a "Tard"
by SlyFoxXoXo December 18, 2017
Get the Tardmug. by Sexywomankisser February 10, 2022
Get the Tard lickermug. by Badapple187 July 19, 2022
Get the Fuck tardmug. An Urba-tard is a person who is not smart enough to figure out that the purpose of Urban Dictionary is to post various kinds of URBAN SLANG, and other words used by different groups of people, which are NOT found in regular dictionaries.
To make things more plain and simple for the unsure, Urban Dictionary IS NOT for: listing famous people, things, or events and commenting on them; people to post their own name, defined by an endless series of compliments; inventing excruciatlingly unfunny insults for the purpose of naming a real individual you don't like in the example; or other stupid crap. If any of these examples sound like you, congratulations, you're an Urba-tard.
To make things more plain and simple for the unsure, Urban Dictionary IS NOT for: listing famous people, things, or events and commenting on them; people to post their own name, defined by an endless series of compliments; inventing excruciatlingly unfunny insults for the purpose of naming a real individual you don't like in the example; or other stupid crap. If any of these examples sound like you, congratulations, you're an Urba-tard.
Brad: hey I think I'll make up a word on Urban Dictionary no one has ever heard of, then give my ex-wife's name in the example.
Real friend: maybe you should stop being an Urba-tard and take responsibility for the fact you don't know how to sexually please women.
Real friend: maybe you should stop being an Urba-tard and take responsibility for the fact you don't know how to sexually please women.
by RudyPseudo III August 22, 2025
Get the Urba-tardmug.