Tard-Old

Tard-Old: A term defined by reaching an age in which you no longer contain coherence in your everyday speach, often accompanied with memory loss and loss of bowell control.

Jeremy: Your Great Grandmother is still alive?

Jarod: I guess if you consider someone that is Tard-Old living...

by KillaNeptune May 10, 2011

Fuck tard

A guy named Jake

Jake your such a fuck tard

by Cheek clapper 123 May 6, 2020

Tard

When u dont want to use the 'r' word because apparently its not politically correct. Tards can also be categorised into groups or gangs of stupid people who can be very dumb.

"Omg what tards"

by One of the ladies and estaban November 12, 2019

Tard

To airy rectified drumstick
The act of not listening to someones side of the story

Twonk is a tard

by Wumaxon August 9, 2023

tard

short for the word retard.

"Anne is such a tard!"

by myhandsmellwerid March 11, 2019

Tarding

Someone who displays moronic behaviour, and keeps presistent in doing it.

They kept feeding the ball to Dale, but he couldnt keep a hold on it, let alone score a goal, Dale was seriously tarding on the field today.

by Migg83 February 27, 2018

Fuck Tard

When somebody is a fucking retard or acts like a fucking retard.

Your brother is such a fuck tard.

by Pickled Panda July 3, 2025