A metaphor used by morons, that has no idea what a metaphor is. When someone famous says something that doesn't make it a metaphor.
by Antifia January 27, 2023

If his name is Mystery, You already know that Brandon gets women. He gets all the money on ROBLOX tower defense.
by coolgamerawesome! May 9, 2022

by Bigboy157 January 17, 2024

by DDIES-PRINCESS February 28, 2022

Oh, that useless Brandon, it's fucked....
by MrIndi October 3, 2023

He a god named Brandon and his 3 centimeter Demeter is able to pierce through your wierd uncle. He is acceptionally smart and will make u have sec with him for answers on a test. He might be Asian but ha can pack a punch. He is able to use the N word at any given moment so watch out basketball players. His trading card collection can attract any girl around him and can give bill gates ligma, he is such a Chad and is a great friend.
by Dhdhfhbf May 17, 2022

one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet, if you meet him don’t ever let him go. he will make you feel loved and make sure you’re never upset. also has a really deep voice and likes to play scary roblox games and shit himself
by parduewardue November 23, 2021
