Beer Lag

The delay that occurs between thinking something and typing something after you have been drinking.

Not sure what anyone else would call it but I coined the term after getting home around midnight and attempting to post on a forum.

Thinks: 'Hello'
around about half a second to a second later the fingers type: 'Hello'

by Glen Mailer September 5, 2004

Madison beer

A motherfucking queen! We all should stan her♡

Lisa: Oh Love madison beer
Samantha: Yes she is a queen

by Xjulezz December 28, 2020

Beer Drinker

An individual who shows up to a party and immediately drinks every alcoholic drink in the surrounding area

Hutton is a real beer drinker, he really tore up the party last night, I didnt get a single drink.

by dudeman3874 May 5, 2009

warm beer

A warm beer is when someone urinates profusely into another's mouth. This is usually done after a hot lunch.

To top off her hot lunch I had just given her, I washed it down with a warm beer.

by Sir Portman May 19, 2006

Beer O'clock

The time at which one gathers with others to Libate.

by Anonymous April 4, 2003

Drink Beer

Essentially the act of rape

Brett Kavanaugh liked to drink beer in high school, therefore his life must be destroyed.

by TrueInTheory September 28, 2018

clear as beer

not clear at all

Random Student 1: Do you remember the directions for tonight's homework?

Random Student 2: No, man, Mrs. Kindall's directions were clear as beer.

by ZeroApostle4Ever August 27, 2010