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Josh Hartnett's Ernest Lawrence, from Pearl Harbor to nuclear harbor, building bombs with charisma!
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Person 1: Is Josh Hartnett in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Yeah! Josh Hartnett as Ernest Lawrence, he's building charisma bombs dude!
by courtofowls September 5, 2023
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Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and serotonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 9, 2023
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josh belk

someone who's very weird and loves music
by joshua mac ear September 9, 2016
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Josh.

If you are dating a pale shrimp, bastard of a boy that goes bu the name of Josh, then girls and boys, you better runnn!!
The reason being is because he can be extremely arrogant, rude and selfish.
He will dump you for no reason and he has VERY serious jealousy issues.
Josh is also the definition of a "fuck boy" meaning "a man who has many casual sexual partners,also playing with peoples emotions." He is also disrespectful and tends to think about himself a lot.
He also rushes into relationships without building a "firm foundation".
I am not saying that all boys that go by the name Josh are bad...But just be careful of the pale ones with blue eyes, dark brown hair!
Jasmine: Ewww girl, ypur really dating Josh...he's no good for you. He's nothing but a fuck boy that will dump you like a hot potato.

Tiffany: Girl please! Have some trust in me, Jasmine, I've known him longer than you and he is the perfect man

*one month later*

Tiffany: OMG!! Jasmine, I should have listened to you, He played me as he plays with his basketballs...but he's just like a penny, two-faced and not worth anything ;(

Jasmine: Should I call the boys and we all go and beat him up?
by imcool69. September 23, 2019
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Josh

If you ever encounter a Josh, you might think he's a pathetic loser at first. But once start to get to know a Josh, you'll realize that YOU'RE the pathetic loser. At a first glance, you might not think too much about him. But there is a lot more to him than you may think. He has many skills, that he usually doesn't talk about, but you'll be surprised once they've been revealed. He loves reading, writing books, writing music, and is a workaholic. He is a great friend and will ALWAYS be there for you no matter what. His heart is almost as big as his arm veins. But not as big as his enthusiasm. And definitely not as big as his laugh. Once you have a Josh in your life, you'll never want to go back
Person 1: Is that a Josh?
Person 2: Yeah he is SO cool
by jmikesworker November 17, 2020
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josh saxton

Josh is fat and he drinks a lot of choccy milk also he is very lazy
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Josh

He is a man who does not know what logic or reality is. He lives in his own world and does not care about other people’s opinions, therefore, he might sound and act like a jerk sometimes. But when you get to know him, he’s like no other. He will always priorotize your needs and your wellbeing before his. Even though he is far from being a smart or polite person, he tries his best to make people happy and smile. If you ever meet a Josh, or have already, he’ll cherish you for the rest of your life. We all love Josh.

As a stranger, friend, sibling, even lover, Josh is great.

PRO TIP: Do not call him Joshua, it can trigger his inner toxic ten year old and we do not want to unleash the robloxians.

Go gamers.
Josh is soooo good at fortnite!

That dweeb, really?

He’s not a dweeb, he’s a daddy!
by IAmAlreadyTracer November 29, 2018
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