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Jacob

by Golden Freddyfazballs November 15, 2023
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Jacob

Jacob is probably the most amazing person you will ever meet in your life, times may be hard but he will come around. to be honest, you will fall in love with him, but he's not good at relationships, he says that he cant do them, but give it time you say, trust me we can make it work! So many promises will be made during your time together and thoughts will be shared, your skin will touch, smiles will be upon your faces, tears will be shredded, but in the end, you and he both love each other very much. Days will be long, nights will be long, you will call all hours of the night.
Jacob is gorgeous, beautiful, handsome, he really is someone you'll want to marry, he will make you feel many things, many emotions, he will definitely make you angry, sad, and so many other things, he will make you feel good. You will want to make him feel good.
He doesn't really share his emotions but you will know when something is up, you will want to give him the world you will want to give him all the hugs, kisses, cuddles, you really just want to give him everything he's ever wanted. though he will want space, so give him space. Honestly, you think he is broken inside, so you try to help. Being with a Jacob may be hard, but you'll enjoy it while it lasts. Being with him will be complicated.
Friend: How's it going with you and Jacob?
You: Oh, well it's definitely going. All I know is that I love him, and he loves me too.
by kennychan January 21, 2021
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Jacob

stays strapped for every occasion, even near school zones

megamind's rival in "Megamind: The Button of Doom" (2011)

dick doesn't fit in pants (up to interpretation)
Person 1: is that Jacob
Person 2: no probably not nuh uh eh Nah doesn't look like it hmmm in my professional opinion, no
by Chink of the century November 4, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is a big chad, he makes people fall to their knees when they see his ugly mug. He snaps anyones arms if they look at him funny. He knows where u live so watch out. He has 700 hot babes.
Random hot babe: Hi jacob.
Jacob: yo wots up peng ting hop on my mobility scooter and we hed down my crib ye
by Umpa lumpa December 6, 2020
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Jacob

Big papi Jacob is our lord and saviour. He is the daddy of our mother, together with Mattias the ruler over the AnneMariekes.
Jacob is a big pepe papi
by De Donkere Magiër November 26, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is a handsome asian boy that is very good at everything he does. Jacob is both intelligent and athletic giving you the best of both worlds.
"Is that Jacob" Girl 1
"Oh my god I love Jacob" Girl 2
"Jacob's intelligence and athleticism allures me towards him" Girl 1
"I can't resist Jacob's body"
by I love big men October 23, 2023
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Jacob

A whole BIOTCH that says he’s gonna wake up to go workout but really he needs his beauty sleep so he ditches the workout after you’ve already woken up at 7am to wake him up.
Girl: Heyy good morning you ready to put the work in🤪

JACOB: No deadass I’m not getting out of this bed. I need to sleep so I can workout later and be wired for homework.
by Jacobisabitch April 30, 2020
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