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suck my blood

"Looking at the ground while she suck my blood "-lil peep
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by Aciidprincess December 23, 2018
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Go suck a dick

Go suck a dick, means when you yell at someone that's annoying you. And then have to be male, or then it dosen't work.

It's almost the same as fuck you
Annoying co-worker: Hey! I got them papers ready, how about you? You slow piece of shit.

You: Go suck a dick!
by PUG5 December 20, 2019
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suck my kiss

Suck my kiss is a song by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. It basicly means making out. WITH TONGUE.
"Give to me sweet sacred bliss
Your mouth was made to suck my kiss"

Hey baby how bout you and me go behind back and you can suck my kiss
by TIMMMMAY May 23, 2006
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today's music sucks

The almost factual, totally sound belief that the shit we call music today is nothing but bear scat. Britney Spears, Shakira, and all the other dimiwtted pop divas suck monkeys. Just about all modern American rap IS crap. Even most modern rock sucks monkeys (I don't want to mention any names-Creed, Panic at the Disco, etc.)
Today's music sucks. Drop that stoner shit and listen to classic rock, roots reggae, or some other form of good music.
by Supergeek February 14, 2008
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suck it like a Hoover

To suck dick(i.e. give oral sex to a man) with so much vigorousness and expertise, that it feels sooo good to him and it makes him feel like his Big John was being sucked by a human Hoover vaccum cleaner.
Nick D: Jesus McFucking Christ, my bitch was really sucking it like a Hoover last night, that when she was finished, I was cumming up a storm in her face that made her blind for a while and she even left a hickey all over my holy muscle of love!





Mark H. Contributing to the universal English slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H September 30, 2004
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suck my balls

apply oral stimulation to my male genitilia
by MaddMattG August 1, 2003
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suck my eggs

1)to have someone suck on your genitalia preferably said by men to women during sex or various arguments.

2)a phrase used as a step in for "fuck you" usually used as a sign to show others you are pissed.

3) a general phrase used for any conversation for any reason no matter the time, place, activity or social group
1) dude 1-"yeah man while we were doing it she just totally went down on me".
dude 2-" did she suck your eggs too"?
dude 1-" yeah man, you should get your girl to do it".

2)dude 1-"Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
dude 2-"Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes"
dude 1-"yo mama so stupid that...um...uh".
dude 2-"yo mama so ugly she made my pit bull cry".
dude 1-" man you can just go ahead and suck my eggs bitch".

3)has been used on Sponge Bob, Billy and Mandy, and 3 others i cant remember
by I.C.U. February 7, 2009
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