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''damn ur dick is big john''
''thanks bae keep suckin''
by laoaaoalas October 17, 2023
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Long Distance Dick Punch

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The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
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Greasy Dick

Millenial slang.
Positively toned and/or negatively toned.
It is not normal to have a greasy dick. The term "greasy dick, was made up due to the famous restaurant "Greasy Dick" in Denmark. Ever since the term has been used by the top 0.002% of intellectuals in Denmark. These "intellectuals" are worshipped like gods by their fellow lesser humans
Hey, wanna go to "Greasy Dick" today?
Greasy Dick? *Wink*
by Skinken January 28, 2019
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Cocaine Dick

A formative word pulled from slang from the 90's, indicates a popular male penis among females, known by uhhhmmmm you could say word of mouth 👄😺👄😺👄😺
Stones in my shoe, walking all day, wondering why my life sometimes feels this way.

Little white lines gonna pave on blacktop tar.

Cocaine dick. Cocaine dick. Guys got a hemi powered cocaine dick, fast and tall, top at the stall....man's got that cocaine dick. Cocaine dick. Cocaine dick.

A song. Called "cocaine dick"
Record Label. No comment.
By musician.

Stage name: Mr. Real.
Of the group:
1st Amendment

copywrite: 3/19/2022

Their second best selling song.

"I stand witness to...'
From.
The record label. Revelations.
By the group. Doctor John and the Boys.

(Short-story)
It's about a well hung notorious womanizer who is known most places by females who like to get down and boogie.

See
by DeSexbot March 5, 2022
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Dick

A male genitalia. A dick is something women love!!! It is also referred to an asshole.
by Cctfrfexded November 21, 2018
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Mushroom Dick

A double meaning:
A description of a chode
Or
A description of the taste of semen: mushroom
Or both.
“I went over to Jeremy’s last night and he totally had a mushroom dick… never again
by Kcenziii January 30, 2023
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Big dick McGee

He has the biggest cock threw out the lands
Bro big dick mcgee said I was cute
by dthreemo February 19, 2021
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