straighten my tie

to give a man an erection.

Would you like to straighten my tie?

by AladinSane February 8, 2025

My goat

The description of the goat of all of Futbol.

Another person considered my goat is the great Drew.

Have you seen my goat?
Oh are you talking abt Cristiano Ronaldo?

by The goat CR7 June 10, 2023

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by 456AtabavA343 June 6, 2025

pluck my own sparrows

Waxing your testicles

If this lockdown lasts much longer I'll be forced to pluck my own sparrows

by hooblemeyer February 12, 2021

be my bedtime

when u want to be someone's bestie but you're too scared to ask them.

Jim : be my bedtime?
Harper : ofc I'll be ur bedtime!!

by stinkycatsdothestankyleg December 27, 2022

My life so far

Just literal fucking garage fire

Oh how’s it going?

My life so far

by Bumcrackchesse4u October 11, 2020

My Girls

A name for your large/perky (Or both) breasts.

Hey, carl would you like to touch my girls?

by RedMoth27 August 4, 2021