trick shit

A trick shit is a shit dumped on a table (or other suitable location), which seems unlikely or impossible or requires significant skill. Like trick shots in billiards but with poop.

We were without a billiards table for the weekend so we entertained ourselves by taking trick shit dumps off the local fire tower and trying to hit targets below.

by HamboneFakenamington11 January 14, 2024

Digging up old shit

What stubborn assholes do

“Dude brittney is such a bitch she was digging up old shit from 2014

by Jamie Williams August 02, 2022

Bat The Shit

Meaning to sit in one spot with other people and have a very long conversation about dumb shit

"Me and my dad sat on the porch and bat the shit all afternoon."

by Francois Van Horn May 15, 2021

Fuck of shit

A general know-it-all on every useless subject.

Here comes that Gavone, he's a real fuck of shit.

by tirtle June 25, 2018

Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

by Juice delhagen April 29, 2022

No Shit

Literally meaning something is obvious.

I live on earth.. No shit

by SenPlab March 02, 2024

No Shit

a comment a smart-ass person would make to make themselves feel better.

Dude 1: Wow, is that blue?
Dude 2: No shit
Dude 1: *...*
Dude 2: *feels kool😎"

by iconic joe November 29, 2021