leave me the fuck alone

Something you say when people are annoying you and you wanna be left alone, but sadly most people think it means "go ahead and annoy me til I get mad and pull out a huge chunk of your hair"

P1: leave me alone
P2: *annoys P1*
P1: leave me the fuck alone!!
P2: *continues to annoy P1*
P1: *pulls out a chunk of P2's hair*

by Sad.Kim September 9, 2017

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I fucking love science

Code for "I know jack shit about science, but I'm all in for bandwagonning on whatever science trend is hot on social media."

"Trans women are women because I fuckimg love science."

"Ivermectin is useless horse dewormer paste because I fucking love science."

by Laszlo Van Raalte December 29, 2022

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Fuck me standing up

An expression used when you were completely surprised by a situation or outcome.

We'll fuck me standing up , the eagles finally one a home game .

by Dadgad September 29, 2014

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Sadly, no one like this exists. The shit you just said is understood by 0.00001% of people, a.k.a. you. Also, 0.00001% of people give a fuck, thus proving my point. If I were you I would suggest trying to get some friends you absolute loner. Also, congratulations. You have just got a world record. You got it for having no one give a fuck about what you said. Bravo👏.

Someone: Hey I-

You: Show me someone who gives a fuck
Someone: ...

by sklep December 19, 2021

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Chase money fuck bitches

Go after money, disregard the opposite gender (or anyone in your way)

Lukas:” Dang she kinda fine I’m make her mine”
Me:” Shes a cheater. She will make you broker than broke. Work for your money. Chase money fuck bitches”

by xcorruptedprophetx February 11, 2021

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