Shit Parfait

when life just keeps giving you more and more shit, piled on top of each other.

When you have to give a eulogy for the passing of your loved one the following day, and you drop a dumbbell weight on your toe and shatter it having to go to the hospital and need surgury. THAT's a shit parfait.

by Lifeismiserable72 January 11, 2021

bakers shit

not too solid and not too loose...if you could shit into a pastry bag and decorate a cake with it.

brown cream cheese flowed from my ass...a classic bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021

bakers shit

a shit so creamy and thick, if placed in a pastry bag it could be used to decorate a cake

dude, i just took a 4 star bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021

bakers shit

a shit so thick and creamy it could fill a pastry bag and decorate a cake.

dude, I just took a 5 star bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021

Thunder shits

where your stomach just hurts for 15 minutes and suddenly you have to shit so badly
and when you go to shit it stings so badly
that you have to hold it back
but your stomach hurts
so you have to make the choice if you want to stay with the ever growing stomach pains
or the asshole burns

A: Sorry I can't come into work today, I have the thunder shits.
B: What the fuck is a thunder shit

by Farmer_Joe January 12, 2021

The Holy Shit

When, due to a combination of excessive horniness and constipation, one spontaneously ejaculates (for a man while still soft, see shooting from the hip) during an especially strenuous attempt to excrete.

Friend 1: Dude I'm worried that mac and cheese is going to cause me to take The Holy Shit
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster

by user31415 January 12, 2021

Whack-A-Mole Shit Show

Adjective, Noun or Adverb:
When something/someone making zero logical sense causes "spinning in circles," similar to playing the arcade game Whack-A-Mole.

After multiple quarters were sunk into the game, Kat realized she could catch but not harm the Whack-A-Mole. She walked away shaking her head and rubbing her face, acknowledging the exhaustive power of the Shit Show. Curse you, Whack-A-Mole Shit Show!!!"

by JustAHappyCamper January 12, 2021